Rakelly yeye. But zeigbo yeye pass..

Date: 19-09-2014 8:42 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Saint-marie
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- at 19-09-2014 08:42 PM (9 years ago)
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One faithful day alabi was passing beside her daughter+s room (rakelly ) and heard a noise. When she opened the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator and asked why?
Rakelly said . Mum am 39 still unmarried  this thing gives me close to wat a husband can give me.
De next day. Chief zeigbo passed the same door. Nd heard same noise.  And saw the same thing.. Den he asked why
rakelly said. Dad: am 39 still unmarried , this thing gives me close to what a husband can give me
hmmmm ...chere kam bia
On  third day. Alabi was coming back from shopping nd heard the same vibrator making noise in the sitting room.. She went and saw Mr zeigbo  watch football with the vibrator by his side, making noise.. Then she asked ... Now what de hell ara u doing with that
zeigbo said. Oh.. Am watching football with my son in'law ...

Posted: at 19-09-2014 08:42 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- Holyboss at 20-09-2014 08:43 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 19-09-2014 08:42 PM

On  third day. Alabi was coming back from shopping nd heard the same vibrator making noise in the sitting room.. She went and saw Mr zeigbo  watch football with the vibrator by his side, making noise.. Then she asked ... Now what de hell ara u doing with that
zeigbo said. Oh.. Am watching football with my son in'law ...
At first it was interesting with rakelly bn 39 Tongue (If Rakelly is 39, alabi nd zeigbo kon b wetin Roll Eyes)

Nw here is hw u spoiled it; considering d whole tin i quote, what's d sense in it? Ao alabi take yeye? As for zeigbo, I pity hin nyash Undecided
Posted: at 20-09-2014 08:43 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- francischi at 20-09-2014 09:02 AM (9 years ago)
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You see ur life? Read de headline again ... Alabi dey there? This weed Wey u d take  e don de affect ur eyes too?
Posted: at 20-09-2014 09:02 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-09-2014 11:19 AM (9 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 20-09-2014 11:19 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 20-09-2014 09:06 PM (9 years ago)
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Why u no go call am mumu ... When ur yeye don pass beyond control
Posted: at 20-09-2014 09:06 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 20-09-2014 09:07 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 20-09-2014 10:45 AM
na wa again
you still dey alive ... Shebi i attend ur semi funeral Huh?
Posted: at 20-09-2014 09:07 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 21-09-2014 08:44 AM (9 years ago)
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Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 21-09-2014 08:44 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yettyness at 21-09-2014 10:44 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 20-09-2014 10:45 AM
na wa again
no ban for him.
Posted: at 21-09-2014 10:44 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 21-09-2014 02:08 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 20-09-2014 09:02 AM
You see ur life? Read de headline again ... Alabi dey there? This weed Wey u d take  e don de affect ur eyes too?
huh
Posted: at 21-09-2014 02:08 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 21-09-2014 02:25 PM (9 years ago)
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u smoke
Posted: at 21-09-2014 02:25 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 22-09-2014 03:44 PM (9 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 22-09-2014 03:44 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-09-2014 08:59 AM (9 years ago)
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otu ocha
Posted: at 24-09-2014 08:59 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 24-09-2014 10:35 AM (9 years ago)
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 Cry na now i hear sey Ojukwu don die
Posted: at 24-09-2014 10:35 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 24-09-2014 11:47 AM (9 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 24-09-2014 11:47 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 28-09-2014 02:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 24-09-2014 10:35 AM
Cry na now i hear sey Ojukwu don die
Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 28-09-2014 02:02 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-09-2014 06:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-09-2014 06:45 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-09-2014 04:38 AM (9 years ago)
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I never imagine say I go find my self in midst of all these yeye people hia
Posted: at 29-09-2014 04:38 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-09-2014 10:29 AM (9 years ago)
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Undecided
Posted: at 29-09-2014 10:29 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-09-2014 11:34 AM (9 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 29-09-2014 11:34 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 29-09-2014 02:52 PM (9 years ago)
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.kumasi
Posted: at 29-09-2014 02:52 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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