Guys: Things Women Want But May Never Ask (Page 3)

1. Touch her waist.
This could be termed as being too forward, especially when the waist hasn't been offered to you.
2. Actually talk to her.
If it's not about money, then don't talk at all (silence is golden)
3. Share secrets with her.
Only share secrets that aren't secret because as soon as you break up with her, you'll hear it all at your neighbor's. Sometimes even before breaking up.
4. Give her your jacket.
If it's an expensive one, don't expect it back. (and by the way, why would you be giving her your jacket)
5. Kiss her slowly.
Is there any other kissing speed?
6. Hug her.
Can't I just tell her I love her here instead of waiting till 16.
7. Hold her.
Is this different from 31., 32., 39., and 40?
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
I always invite her to my bedroom and now she thinks all I want is sex
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
too expensive
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
Please be careful where you do this in Nigeria
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
What if she truly loves you more do you apply 26. or just ignore it and apply 14?
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends.It makes her feel loved.
Same as 14
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
I don't think this is necessary after telling her how I feel (20.) except if it's a lie in which case 26.applies
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
If it's from the front, I can assure you, she's always expecting it.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
Yeah! that's only interesting when she's well curved behind
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
What if she isn't? Do I apply 26. or just go ahead and lie this once?
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
(One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.)

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car – it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
You're assuming she has a car you can walk her to.
22. Tell her she’s your everything – only if you mean it.
Is this in addition to 20.? moreover, if it is actually true, it means you're jobless and completely dependent on her. You're loosing her soon!
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her – if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT  IT – so just hug her.
May also mean she want's some gentle knead to persuade her. When a woman says Yes sometimes it means yes and sometimes no. Blessed is the man who knows which yes is yes and which yes is no.
24. Make her feel loved.
If she doesn't feel loved after 1.~45. .............
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!
This actually works cos it makes her feel you're burning your cable but truth is, it has the opposite effect. Most girls only like you when you're someone else's man.
(THEY MIGHT DENY IT BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE THEM)
26. Don’t lie to her.
This is quite impossible, especially when trick questions start raining. Questions like "did you like  your ex girlfriend?" "was sex with your ex interesting?" "were you looking at that girl?"
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
Well if she wants to go to Sambisa, I'll put her in a cab and pay for it.
29. Text message or call her in the morning
and tell her have a good day at school, and
how much you miss her.
Is this the same girl I was walking to her car in 21.? Didn't know she was a student. I'd have asked her where she got the car.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.
Another name for this is STALKING.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
Please be careful not to do this in any sharia state.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
You've already kissed her. Where is the hint?
Do you hold her close as in 32. or you just kiss without hands?
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
I'd advise you to wait till you get home.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.
What about when you're really mad? Do you pretend (Lie)?
This it getting too much. Means you don't even have a right to an opinion or an emotion.........hm
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
After 16?
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
Na inside compound we go do this one? Mama Risicat (neighbor) go just pour you wata.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
Sounds quite rash.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
would this hug be different from 6., 16., and 40?

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.

41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
no go where them to tiff una phone O
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her. You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love.
I can assure you after going through 1 to 45 she'll leave you for some riffraff that either gives her money or is good in bed. Reason for leaving you? "irreconcilable differences" or "he's just too gentle"