Facts about relationship !!!

Date: 05-10-2009 2:09 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 5-10-2009 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Relationship are hard. Just like full time job, and we sould treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks notice. There should be severance/inconvenience pay. and the day before they lave you, they should have to find you a temp. !!!!


14_Inches.

Posted: at 5-10-2009 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Gud one bro u try

Posted: at 5-10-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 8-10-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Also,
Why guys get hired on a new appointment, they must be placed on salary for monthly turn-around maintenance. To cushion the effect of the digging and climbing.


Since our jobs covers all ground including but not limited to climbing, sucking, digging, caressing, fondling, fingering, sniffing etc, abeg pals add the rest !!!!


We need monthly raise or increament in salary cos of credit crunch and above all, we must get some VAT added on top of the pay.


Most importantly, all mens' life must must be insured in case of emergency during duty....

Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-10-2009 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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I support Grin

Posted: at 8-10-2009 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 8-10-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago)
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which support

Posted: at 8-10-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 8-10-2009 03:44 PM (14 years ago)
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U take sip today?

Posted: at 8-10-2009 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 8-10-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago)
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No na lemon grass he smoke, so hin eyes never clear. Se how he dey look ground, na the effect of the lemon grass!!!!


We dey tell them say this thing no good.


14_Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-10-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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No wonder, i been dey think say nah sip.

Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 8-10-2009 04:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  8-10-2009 03:47 PM
No na lemon grass he smoke, so hin eyes never clear. Se how he dey look ground, na the effect of the lemon grass!!!!


We dey tell them say this thing no good.


14_Inches

we take am 2gether for ya house nah ..shebi naya ur wife be the dealer Grin Grin

Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 8-10-2009 04:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Also,
When engaged in new assignment, we must get constant breaks, to check if the engine is still capable of continuing with the herculean task ahead, to re0oil the engine with some guiness, Ogogoro, buratashi, Bulldoser and other recreational beverages,

In addition, we must be given a free hand of operation with 100 thousand square metres of our client's domicile. It must also be known by both parties that our client's relatives (excluding her mother and father) have no immunity during the lenght and breadth of our contact!!!

If all these condition have been fulfiled or promised to be fulfiled, then we can sign the contactual aggreement!!!




14_Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-10-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Gbam!! 14 wey iphie dey nah abi unah agreement don finnish? Grin

Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 8-10-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  8-10-2009 04:27 PM
Gbam!! 14 wey iphie dey nah abi unah agreement don finnish? Grin


1st Time when she visited, she no like the way I rush am firing every carnister left right and centre !!! She was carried away in an Ambulance, well I have called and apologised that it was not my fault, whne it is about two weeks I last saw a woman, the engine always malfunction and cannot be controlled.

Abeg beg am for me..


14_Inches
Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-10-2009 04:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin Grin chei!!!

Posted: at 8-10-2009 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 8-10-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago)
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14 inches..u see..u deserve that
Posted: at 8-10-2009 06:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 8-10-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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tell am oooooooh

Posted: at 8-10-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-10-2009 02:53 AM (14 years ago)
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The last time wey coolguy visit him babe house, dem rush the guy 4 ambulance comot. Hyenia hold am by force. Grin

Posted: at 9-10-2009 02:53 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 9-10-2009 05:18 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm

Posted: at 9-10-2009 05:18 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-01-2010 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Relationship is like a type of bank account, where men do the savings only and women do all the withdrawals!!!


Ask mummy at home if am lying!!!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 6-01-2010 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 6-01-2010 03:30 PM (14 years ago)
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is that why u cutting ya ******?
Posted: at 6-01-2010 03:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-01-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  6-01-2010 03:30 PM
is that why u cutting ya ******?


Yes becos, Out of the all money that my hands make, my prick spends 90% of it. So tell me what will other part spend??? That is just being too greedy!!! It is bettter to cut if off so that I can keep all the money.

14_Inches
Posted: at 6-01-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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