A guy in a monastery

Date: 07-10-2009 11:07 am (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 7-10-2009 11:07 AM (14 years ago)
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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

14_Inches

Posted: at 7-10-2009 11:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- coolguys235 at 7-10-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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na after 21yrs the guy con quit......the guy don really suffer ooooo Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 7-10-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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yes him suffer Grin
Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 7-10-2009 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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na u be the guy Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-10-2009 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Seen  dis b4 but Grin though
Posted: at 7-10-2009 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-10-2009 11:27 PM (14 years ago)
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just2sexy u must tell us where u see am?
Posted: at 7-10-2009 11:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-10-2009 11:53 PM (14 years ago)
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E dey everywhere nah, nah old joke be dis
Posted: at 7-10-2009 11:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 8-10-2009 12:46 AM (14 years ago)
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see ur head like bamboo, na everything u don see for ur life
Posted: at 8-10-2009 12:46 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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