Wanted, a pregnant bride!!

A lazy angler cast his line but was hardly taking any notice of the float going down. A passerby seeing this could not resist pulling the string, and caught a good fish. "Thank you," said the angler, "would you bait the hook and cast it for me please." The man did so, but said, "I wish you had a little child to take care of such things." The lazy fellow thought for a while and said "I am a bachelor. By the way, any idea about a pregnant bride?"


14_Inches

Posted: at 8-10-2009 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U try

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Posted: at 8-10-2009 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Them use hmmmm take swear 4 u?

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Posted: at 8-10-2009 02:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

U take sip?

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Posted: at 8-10-2009 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

I don tell you say women na di only problem I get.


I can't do without them, they can't do without me. I am their curse, they are my rewards on earth!!!


this heavy loads I dey carry about about you think say na small thing. I have 2 heavy barrels loaded with each keg of gun powder, where I go use dem??? Carry go joooo.

Anyone wey get sister for this forum make una warn them, the time of pity don pass, na revenge level we dey. I hear say na woman kill ma papa in the other life before this one, so am here to avenge his death!!!



14_Inches

Posted: at 8-10-2009 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I just realised that it is easier to marry a pregnant bride. The problem is resolved. You have been saved all those sleepless night, hving to pump, dig, sniff the isles, clim Kilimanjaro and all that stuff. What remains is for you to add TOPPINGS to the already made ICE CREAME!!!

that is the asiest job.

I will reccommend that for people like coolguy!!


14_Inches

Posted: at 8-10-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

see u  .....

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Posted: at 8-10-2009 06:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

oops!

Posted: at 8-10-2009 06:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

I support 14 inches. 14! 14!! 14!!! 14!!!!

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Posted: at 9-10-2009 02:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

That SEPE mixed with OTAPIAPIA never clear for my eyes jare...



14_Inches

Posted: at 9-10-2009 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac