Where is Jesus today?

Date: 09-10-2009 4:57 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 9-10-2009 04:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Jesus Christ 
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"

14_Inches

 

Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 9-10-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahah that cool one
Posted: at 9-10-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 10-10-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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coolguy,
If you go to church tomorrow, as ya pastor, where Jesus dey today...


14_Inches
Posted: at 10-10-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 10-10-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 10-10-2009 06:59 PM
coolguy,
If i go to church tomorrow, i go pastor, where Jesus dey today...


14_Inches


see u ........have u ever been to church b4 ...no let pastor arrest u oooohhhhh

and see wetin u talk sef Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-10-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-10-2009 07:09 PM (14 years ago)
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gud one
Posted: at 10-10-2009 07:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 10-10-2009 07:11 PM (14 years ago)
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u take sip
Posted: at 10-10-2009 07:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 10-10-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago)
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coolguy,
I think you take gamalin 20 brush ya teeth!!!

Be careful no talk to 2sexy like that. Na my pady pady be that now.

14_Inches
Posted: at 10-10-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 10-10-2009 08:58 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 10-10-2009 08:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 11-10-2009 12:30 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 11-10-2009 12:30 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 14-10-2009 03:48 PM (14 years ago)
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q poster..nice but fotocopy
Posted: at 14-10-2009 03:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ramadan24 at 14-10-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 14-10-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 14-10-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok Grin
Posted: at 14-10-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 14-10-2009 08:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 10-10-2009 08:55 PM
coolguy,
I think you take gamalin 20 brush ya teeth!!!

Be careful no talk to 2sexy like that. Na my pady pady be that now.

14_Inches

14 14..........hmmmm u don switch over to ......the G stuff chei!!!! ..
Posted: at 14-10-2009 08:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 14-10-2009 11:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 14-10-2009 03:48 PM
q poster..nice but fotocopy


@favourtee, thanks, but if I photocopy, why can't you too go and photo-biro. Jealousy, Jealousy, body don dey pepper all my enemies, Jealousy, Jealousy... (3ce)...


14_Inches
Posted: at 14-10-2009 11:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-10-2009 11:31 PM (14 years ago)
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lol


this one serious oooh.......jealousy
Posted: at 14-10-2009 11:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 15-10-2009 12:16 AM (14 years ago)
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watin dey sup
Posted: at 15-10-2009 12:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 15-10-2009 12:28 AM (14 years ago)
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yawning
Posted: at 15-10-2009 12:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 15-10-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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ooops
Posted: at 15-10-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 16-10-2009 03:27 PM (14 years ago)
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FUNNY!!!
Posted: at 16-10-2009 03:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 16-10-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 16-10-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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