***o boi c trouble oo*** (Page 5)

i was hanging out alone in a
bush
smoking some hard weed at
around 11pm. I decided to leave
for my place but no taxi on that
route at that time of the night, so i
startd recalling
old
comedie nd started laughing on
my own and I also decided to
hitch
a ride home if possible. It started
raining heavily and suddenly a Range
Rover Jeep
stopped by my
side. I quickly jumped into the
passengers
side and closed the door then the
car started moving, and just
when I was about to say thank you to
the driver, I
discovered
there was no one in the car. I
started to freak out but was too
scared to jump out of a moving
vehicle. When the car got to a
bend, a hand came in through the
driver's window
and turned the
steering wheel. This happened
twice and
on the third time I totally freaked
out, jumped out off the car
screaming and landed in a ditch full of
rain water.
I got up and ran
for my dear life and entered the
nearest bar I found. After
downing 4 bottles of Castle milk
Stout and narrating my ghost
story to anyone who cared to listen,
three guys
just walked into
the same bar all drenched in rain
water. One of them
pointed at me and said, "John,
isn't that the mad man who
entered the car while we were
pushing it...?

***Joke of the Month November 2014***

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