HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
100 pound pi ````````````````````` Mike Mooney A Yankee was driving through the south America when he decided he wanted to buy a pig... He stopped at a pig farm and told the farmer he wanted to buy a 100 pound pig.....The farmer nodded, walked in, bent over and picked up a pig by its tail with his teeth. The farmer said, "This one will go a little over a 100"...... Astonished the Yankee said, "Who are you trying to fool? You can't weigh a pig that way".....The farmer laughed and called to his young son, "Boy, come over here and weigh that pig for this man".....The boy obliged by bending over and picking up the pig by its tail with his teeth... Turning to his father the boy said, " This pig here weighs about 100 pounds"..... The Yankee was having no part of this so in order to convince him the farmer told his son to go to the house and get his mother so she could weigh the pig. After a short delay the son returned and said, "Mother says she will be right down after she's finished weighing the mailman
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