jossy the house boy

jossy who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga's
room ajanni, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One
day his ajanni bought a new
wine called pasties, it was a
french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto
jossy unaware of this,
sneaks into ajanni's room,
drank the new wine and
added water on it.
Immediately it started
changing colour jossy: I am in trouble, big
trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam(ajanni and rakelly)
were sitted in the parlour,
while jossy was in the
kitchen.
...
ajanni: jossy
jossy: Oga
ajanni: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
ajanni: jossy, who drank my
pasties?.
No answer. ajanni walked to
the kitchen and saw jossy
there.
ajanni: Are you insane or
what?. Why when i call, you
say"Oga"but when i ask
you a question you don't
answer me.
jossy: Oga when you are in
the kitchen you don't
understand anything, except
your name.
ajanni: Is that so?. Okay go to
the parlour, stand beside
madam and ask me a
question while i stand here.
jossy went and did what oga
said.
jossy: Ogaaaaaaa
ajanni: Yes jossy
jossy: Who goes into the
maid's bedroom when madam
is not at home?.
No answer.
jossy: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
hear me, i say who dey
sneak enter yettyness the house girl
room when madam no dey
house.
No answer. ajanni runs out of
the kitchen.
ajanni: Wonders shall never
end. jossy, it is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one
doesnot hear anything,
except one's name.
Madam(rakelly): That's not true. It's a
lie.
jossy: Madam, do you want
to be tested?.
rakelly: Yes
jossu: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
jossy: Madam
rakelly: Yes jossy
jossy: Who is zeigbo's
biological Father?. Me or Oga rakelly rushed out of the
kitchen
rakelly: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated o, i can't
understand anything at all