akpos

Date: 23-11-2014 12:00 am (9 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- at 23-11-2014 12:00 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
General Alex has been monitorin d movement
of his
only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks
her calls to confirm d identity of d caller
before handin over d phone to her after
thorough screening. But on one faithful day,
her
boyfriend akpors called and General picked d
call as usual. Watch
out !
General: Hello! May i know you? Caller
(akkpors): sorri i want to speak wit Joy sir.
General: i said who r u nd wht for?
caller (akpors hmmm (after he understood d
situation @ hand),
Okay Sir, i am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS
TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy's friends is presently
on hot seat and needs
her help to answer a question for 2Million
Naira. So the next
voice you hear after is hers, the time starts
now.......
General: ooh am very sorry!!!
Joy! ,Joy!! Pls take ur phone ur friend needs ur
help........... .
caller akpors: The question is when are you
coming Tomorrow?
A. Morning,
B. Afternoon,
C.Evening,
D. Night.
Joy: D.Night.
caller (akpors Are you sure? Final answer?....
Joy: yes am very sure!

Posted: at 23-11-2014 12:00 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 23-11-2014 12:14 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
yes am very sure say na pb4
Posted: at 23-11-2014 12:14 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- justmak at 23-11-2014 12:17 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: zeigbo on 23-11-2014 12:14 AM
yes am very sure say na pb4
haleluya to dat
Posted: at 23-11-2014 12:17 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 23-11-2014 09:10 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
justmak...so na like ds u dey take chioma comot 4 her papa house every night?
Posted: at 23-11-2014 09:10 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 23-11-2014 03:20 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
Huh? Na justmak b da dull papa Tongue
Posted: at 23-11-2014 03:20 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 23-11-2014 03:28 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
huh
Posted: at 23-11-2014 03:28 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 24-11-2014 10:32 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
i wan snuff
Posted: at 24-11-2014 10:32 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-11-2014 01:00 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
tell ajanni
Posted: at 24-11-2014 01:00 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- justmak at 24-11-2014 04:08 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
who is chioma anty alabi
Posted: at 24-11-2014 04:08 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 24-11-2014 04:10 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: rakelly on 24-11-2014 10:32 AM
i wan snuff
na superglu abi na sholisho,petrol or plastic gum which one u won snuff r kelly
Posted: at 24-11-2014 04:10 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 24-11-2014 04:32 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
alabi dey sell original
Posted: at 24-11-2014 04:32 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-11-2014 08:38 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-11-2014 08:38 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 27-11-2014 12:59 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
See or isiaki
Posted: at 27-11-2014 12:59 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 3-12-2014 04:21 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: rakelly on 27-11-2014 12:59 PM
See or isiaki
ehhhh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 3-12-2014 04:21 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-12-2014 08:40 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
Shaking my tennis pass
Posted: at 3-12-2014 08:40 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 4-12-2014 08:24 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
always a yeye
Posted: at 4-12-2014 08:24 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 4-12-2014 09:08 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
Is always yeye
Posted: at 4-12-2014 09:08 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-12-2014 10:40 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
And a yeye
Posted: at 4-12-2014 10:40 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 4-12-2014 10:47 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
and a yeyest
Posted: at 4-12-2014 10:47 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-12-2014 10:48 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
Yeyer
Posted: at 4-12-2014 10:48 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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