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Date: 24-11-2014 11:35 pm (9 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
- at 24-11-2014 11:35 PM (9 years ago)
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Interview btwn a Kenyan immigrant & apkos at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...

akpos:- what is your name?

MUZO:- M.P sir
                           
akpos:- In full please

MUZO:- Muzo Phiri

akpos:- your father's name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

akpos:- what does that mean?

MUZO:- Melvin Phiri

akpos:- your native place?

MUZO: M.P sir

apkos:- what's that?

MUZO:- Muchinga Province

akpos:- what is your qualification?

MUZO:- M.P

akpos:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

MUZO:- Mathematics Professor

akpos:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir

akpos: meaning?

MUZO:- Money Problems

akpos:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

MUZO: MP sir.

apkos: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality

akpos:- I see... I will get back to you.

MUZO:- sir, how was my M.P sir?
 
akpos:- and what's that again?

MUZO:- My Performance.

apkos:- I think u are an M.P

MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

apkos:- Mental Patient!!!

Posted: at 24-11-2014 11:35 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rakelly at 25-11-2014 09:33 AM (9 years ago)
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you r MP
Posted: at 25-11-2014 09:33 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 25-11-2014 02:29 PM (9 years ago)
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This is PB
4
Posted: at 25-11-2014 02:29 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 26-11-2014 06:52 AM (9 years ago)
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seriously
Posted: at 26-11-2014 06:52 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 26-11-2014 01:32 PM (9 years ago)
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Hmmmm
Posted: at 26-11-2014 01:32 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 26-11-2014 02:54 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 25-11-2014 02:29 PM
This is PB
4
how that one take affect price of
pko for bunk
Posted: at 26-11-2014 02:54 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 26-11-2014 08:30 PM (9 years ago)
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what an old joke Angry Angry
Posted: at 26-11-2014 08:30 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 27-11-2014 01:17 PM (9 years ago)
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Like seriously
Posted: at 27-11-2014 01:17 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 27-11-2014 01:49 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 27-11-2014 01:17 PM
Like seriously
OK make I check for the one wa old pass dz one
Posted: at 27-11-2014 01:49 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 4-09-2015 07:25 AM (8 years ago)
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Over mp dey worry d guy
Posted: at 4-09-2015 07:25 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 5-09-2015 03:05 PM (8 years ago)
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digger
Posted: at 5-09-2015 03:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 7-09-2015 12:33 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on  4-09-2015 07:25 AM
Over mp dey worry d guy
U wey over  mp no worry wetin u get to offer....?
Posted: at 7-09-2015 12:33 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 10-09-2015 03:15 AM (8 years ago)
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i aint sure he gonna respond @ponga cos he digs and leave
Posted: at 10-09-2015 03:15 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 12-03-2016 12:12 AM (8 years ago)
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Chai
Posted: at 12-03-2016 12:12 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 10:22 PM (8 years ago)
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bahahabah no mind ahhhh
Posted: at 27-03-2016 10:22 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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