14 SIGNS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MAD

Date: 03-12-2014 1:08 pm (9 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
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- at 3-12-2014 01:08 PM (9 years ago)
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(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account
(8)You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text
message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you
put N50 in
the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead of
"Mercies of
the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
comment, please
visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination...

Posted: at 3-12-2014 01:08 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ExpertTbright at 3-12-2014 01:30 PM (9 years ago)
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His madness highlight!!!  Lips Sealed

Posted: at 3-12-2014 01:30 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 3-12-2014 04:04 PM (9 years ago)
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u forgot add if u eat dry corn enter main road u are also mad Grin'u are a legal madman with insurance cover,happy madness life

Posted: at 3-12-2014 04:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 3-12-2014 09:59 PM (9 years ago)
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u go soon win award. i hear sey ur own don reach to dey baff for gutter
Posted: at 3-12-2014 09:59 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 4-12-2014 12:39 AM (9 years ago)
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i will also comment here bcz ur yeye now na 2face

Posted: at 4-12-2014 12:39 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 4-12-2014 08:12 AM (9 years ago)
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#5 got me reeling with laughter. lols
Posted: at 4-12-2014 08:12 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 4-12-2014 09:16 AM (9 years ago)
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alabi #5 fit u
Posted: at 4-12-2014 09:16 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-12-2014 10:29 AM (9 years ago)
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U drink mad man piss
Posted: at 4-12-2014 10:29 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 7-12-2014 05:17 PM (9 years ago)
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no mind dat yeye coconutheadboy called ossy
Posted: at 7-12-2014 05:17 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-12-2014 10:33 PM (9 years ago)
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humm

Posted: at 7-12-2014 10:33 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 10-12-2014 08:52 AM (9 years ago)
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wetin? dem send u?
Posted: at 10-12-2014 08:52 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 10-12-2014 10:46 AM (9 years ago)
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Zeigbo wey hin oga for where he dey learn mechanic send to go buy kulikuli wey two of them go take drink garri for yesterday afternoon wey go buy groundnut come.
Hin oga wan nack am wheel spanner for head before he con realise say Na imbe boy he be
Who go send am something again
ALABI u dey fall my hand

Posted: at 10-12-2014 10:46 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 10-12-2014 11:03 AM (9 years ago)
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Jesus Christ

Posted: at 10-12-2014 11:03 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 22-12-2014 04:54 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  4-12-2014 10:29 AM
U drink mad man piss
yes, na im make i kiss u immediately cos there is love in sharing
Posted: at 22-12-2014 04:54 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 22-12-2014 01:53 PM (9 years ago)
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true true u don smoke
Posted: at 22-12-2014 01:53 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 22-12-2014 04:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Na bitter leaf
Posted: at 22-12-2014 04:34 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 22-12-2014 05:54 PM (9 years ago)
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for this same naitapass abi

Posted: at 22-12-2014 05:54 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 22-12-2014 06:16 PM (9 years ago)
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waka waka....dat ur yeye agbada don reach to wash
Posted: at 22-12-2014 06:16 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 22-12-2014 11:28 PM (9 years ago)
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tell ram well well

Posted: at 22-12-2014 11:28 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 23-12-2014 07:39 AM (9 years ago)
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d yeye no go kuku listen
Posted: at 23-12-2014 07:39 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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