you forgot my lighter

Date: 04-12-2014 1:07 am (9 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- at 4-12-2014 01:07 AM (9 years ago)
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There was three guys a sex addict a weed
addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for
their sin and was standing in front of the
devil.
The devil made a deal with them saying I will
lock you in a room with what ever you did for
a 1000 years and if you get over any of your
sins I will send you back to the land of the
living, Earth.
So the sex addict got locked in a room full of
virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a
room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a
room full of weed.
1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex
addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick
hurts I'm never having sex again", poof back
to earth,
Open the alcoholic room and he say "Im never
having beer", and gets sent back to Earth.
Then the Devil opens the weed addicts room
and the Weed addict punches the Devil in the
face and says you forgot my lighter

Posted: at 4-12-2014 01:07 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- brightossy at 4-12-2014 04:10 AM (9 years ago)
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so u want me to laugh now
Posted: at 4-12-2014 04:10 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 4-12-2014 07:23 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
no, I want u to cry like a bush baby
Posted: at 4-12-2014 07:23 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-12-2014 11:27 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
 Cry
Posted: at 4-12-2014 11:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 4-12-2014 01:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  4-12-2014 04:10 AM
so u want me to laugh now
U ARE MAD
Posted: at 4-12-2014 01:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-12-2014 08:19 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
You r madder
Posted: at 4-12-2014 08:19 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 4-12-2014 09:16 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  4-12-2014 08:19 PM
You r madder
U ARE MADEST
Posted: at 4-12-2014 09:16 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 5-12-2014 02:00 PM (9 years ago)
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So NA wetin u do to devil wey make am send you come back to the world without tennis be dat
Justmak
I sorry for u
Posted: at 5-12-2014 02:00 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 5-12-2014 07:58 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
You nko wey no get head come
Posted: at 5-12-2014 07:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 5-12-2014 10:51 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: rakelly on  5-12-2014 07:58 PM
You nko wey no get head come
tell ram !!!!babes!!!!!!
Posted: at 5-12-2014 10:51 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 5-12-2014 10:51 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  5-12-2014 07:58 PM
You nko wey no get head come
Posted: at 5-12-2014 10:51 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 7-12-2014 04:59 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
lol...nice 1 ...pls pass him d lighter
Posted: at 7-12-2014 04:59 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-12-2014 10:41 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
make I face front
Posted: at 7-12-2014 10:41 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 10-12-2014 08:49 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
yep...not for minors
Posted: at 10-12-2014 08:49 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 10-12-2014 11:44 AM (9 years ago)
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yes oo anty alabi help me tell ram
Posted: at 10-12-2014 11:44 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 10-12-2014 10:04 PM (9 years ago)
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ur mouth trvl go congo?
Posted: at 10-12-2014 10:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 11-12-2014 06:28 AM (9 years ago)
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So after u got ur lighter, what did u do?


Locked ur self up for anoda 1000 years I guess?
Posted: at 11-12-2014 06:28 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brightossy at 11-12-2014 07:43 AM (9 years ago)
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d boi brain don enter reverse
Posted: at 11-12-2014 07:43 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 11-12-2014 08:59 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Holyboss on 11-12-2014 06:28 AM
So after u got ur lighter, what did u do?


Locked ur self up for anoda 1000 years I guess?
I pity Ur girlfriend walahi
Posted: at 11-12-2014 08:59 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 11-12-2014 09:04 AM (9 years ago)
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so u dey eye him gal?
Posted: at 11-12-2014 09:04 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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