welcom to 2015

Date: 01-01-2015 9:52 am (9 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- at 1-01-2015 09:52 AM (9 years ago)
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akpos gets into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me condom?
I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and
I think I maybe in with a chance!”
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as he
was going out he returns and says, “Give me
another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is
very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me and I
think I might strike a luck there too.
“The pharmacist gives him a second condoms
and as he was leaving, again he turns back and
says “Give me one more condom because my
girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and when
she sees me she always makes eye contact and
since she invited me for dinner I think she is
expecting me to make a move.
During dinner, Akpos sat with his girlfriend on
the left, the sister on his right and the mum
facing him. When the girlfriend’s Dad walks in,
Akpos lowers his head and starts the dinner
prayer. “Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank
you for all you have given us” 10minutes after,
Akpos was still praying “Thank you Lord for your
kindness.” Another Ten minutes gone by and he
is still praying, keeping his head down, very
close to the table.
They all looked at each other surprised, and his
girlfriend was even more surprised than others.
She gets close to him and whispered, “I didn’t
know you are so religious. “Akpos replies, “I
never knew your dad was a pharmacist!”


Posted: at 1-01-2015 09:52 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- giftmurphy at 2-01-2015 04:54 AM (9 years ago)
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sb4 but steal really nice Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 2-01-2015 04:54 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 2-01-2015 04:54 AM (9 years ago)
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 Tongue Roll Eyes
Posted: at 2-01-2015 04:54 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 3-01-2015 07:45 AM (9 years ago)
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make it bigger for jesus

Posted: at 3-01-2015 07:45 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-01-2015 09:39 AM (9 years ago)
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I jam pb4 for new year  Sad

Posted: at 3-01-2015 09:39 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 3-01-2015 06:44 PM (9 years ago)
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No mind ram
Posted: at 3-01-2015 06:44 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 4-01-2015 02:06 PM (9 years ago)
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justmak....
Posted: at 4-01-2015 02:06 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 4-01-2015 08:33 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  3-01-2015 06:44 PM
No mind ram
rakely since u follow us enter our 2015 u just da try pick quarrel wt me,I no get manners oo,,,,,  make una tell ram oo

Posted: at 4-01-2015 08:33 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 4-01-2015 11:50 PM (9 years ago)
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Yes we know say u no get

Posted: at 4-01-2015 11:50 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 5-01-2015 08:25 AM (9 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 5-01-2015 08:25 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 5-01-2015 08:59 AM (9 years ago)
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Chai alabi
Your secret boyfriend talk say he gat no manners and u dey there dey laff
If to say na me be that yeye boy I know wetin i for do u

Posted: at 5-01-2015 08:59 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 5-01-2015 10:46 AM (9 years ago)
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expertarmedrobber I no blame u I blame omomarty way just da press Ur yeye button anyhow

Posted: at 5-01-2015 10:46 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 6-01-2015 08:28 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  5-01-2015 08:59 AM
Chai alabi
Your secret boyfriend talk say he gat no manners and u dey there dey laff
If to say na me be that yeye boy I know wetin i for do u
na u dey no weda person get secret bf or open bf....u no dey trust person at all. I pity ur wife
Posted: at 6-01-2015 08:28 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 6-01-2015 11:24 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on  5-01-2015 10:46 AM
expertarmedrobber I no blame u I blame omomarty way just da press Ur yeye button anyhow
Roll Eyes

Posted: at 6-01-2015 11:24 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-01-2015 11:26 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  6-01-2015 08:28 AM
na u dey no weda person get secret bf or open bf....u no dey trust person at all. I pity ur wife
what do u mean by that

Posted: at 6-01-2015 11:26 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 6-01-2015 06:51 PM (9 years ago)
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ask me again
Posted: at 6-01-2015 06:51 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 6-01-2015 07:05 PM (9 years ago)
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hahahahahaha, laugh don tear my boxer. na only today justmak post beta pb4.
Posted: at 6-01-2015 07:05 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-01-2015 08:40 AM (9 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 7-01-2015 08:40 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-01-2015 07:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Una tennis
Posted: at 9-01-2015 07:14 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 10-01-2015 08:56 PM (9 years ago)
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who hold dem?
Posted: at 10-01-2015 08:56 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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