419

Date: 02-01-2015 10:13 am (9 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
[1] 2
- at 2-01-2015 10:13 AM (9 years ago)
(m)

Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me, who do u
know in London dat culd becalling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam & threw in a trap) Ejiro!
Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i am
Ejiro, how come u didn't recognise my voice?.
Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your
Father died, you didn't even show up or send a
let
ter. O boy, ur children go pay you back. You no
hear of him death, he was so bitter and full of
curses for u.
Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I didn't hear o!. I
would have come.
Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?. U
didn't hear about dat too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn't hear.
Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I neva
hear from her since d two of una marry without
our blessings!. If Husband no wise, wife no go
wise?.
Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get across to
u. I have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you offend me. I send u
money make you buy me Hummer Jeep, u
disappear. When am i having my money back?.
U want make i curse you like ur Father. I go
pronounce wicked curses on you o.
Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say is very
important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send money come
home?. We sent u to school, clothed you & sent
u abroad. U don become 419?. Wey won steal
from me, ur own friend?. Oboy, ur Father was
right to curse you, you can't escape it if u
continue like this.
Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay you ur money.
For now, i have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no know
any Ejiro or anybody 4 London, i jus wan teach u
lesson.
Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and you have been
insulting and wasting ma credit since morning.na
God go judge u o


Posted: at 2-01-2015 10:13 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- alabi22 at 2-01-2015 05:43 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
I tot u said ur yeye don end for ds 2015?
Posted: at 2-01-2015 05:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- justmak at 2-01-2015 05:45 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
rebirth

Posted: at 2-01-2015 05:45 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 3-01-2015 10:18 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
Na only ejiro be the only thing wey u change for this post
nobody sabi do copy n paste reach justmad here
Who wan argue?

Posted: at 3-01-2015 10:18 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- justmak at 3-01-2015 12:02 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: ExpertTbright on  3-01-2015 10:18 AM
Na only ejiro be the only thing wey u change for this post
nobody sabi do copy n paste reach justmad here
Who wan argue?
no body thank you

Posted: at 3-01-2015 12:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- rakelly at 3-01-2015 06:27 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
I don repent
Posted: at 3-01-2015 06:27 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- giftmurphy at 3-01-2015 09:46 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 3-01-2015 09:46 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- brightossy at 4-01-2015 02:30 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
if i talk now dem go say i dey talk like parrot. this joke don tteeeeeeeeeh
Posted: at 4-01-2015 02:30 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- alabi22 at 4-01-2015 01:46 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
y u dey talk like parrot?
Posted: at 4-01-2015 01:46 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 5-01-2015 12:12 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
Na their food e carry for mouth since why he no go turn parrot answer me alabi

Posted: at 5-01-2015 12:12 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- alabi22 at 5-01-2015 08:14 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
dem send u to me ni?
Posted: at 5-01-2015 08:14 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 5-01-2015 08:40 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
Yes
To come rape

Posted: at 5-01-2015 08:40 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- alabi22 at 6-01-2015 08:34 AM (9 years ago)
(f)
sorry? I no hear
Posted: at 6-01-2015 08:34 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 6-01-2015 11:16 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
Rape u  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 6-01-2015 11:16 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- alabi22 at 6-01-2015 06:56 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
go tell Rakelly dat one, not me
Posted: at 6-01-2015 06:56 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- brightossy at 6-01-2015 11:02 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
rakelly don collect e remain u
Posted: at 6-01-2015 11:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 7-01-2015 08:34 AM (9 years ago)
(m)
Tell ram make she understand before I rush am

Posted: at 7-01-2015 08:34 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- alabi22 at 7-01-2015 06:01 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
na indomie?
Posted: at 7-01-2015 06:01 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- rakelly at 7-01-2015 06:56 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
Leave am I go soon rape am
Posted: at 7-01-2015 06:56 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- brightossy at 7-01-2015 10:38 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
woman no fit rape man
Posted: at 7-01-2015 10:38 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
[1] 2

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP
  1. Woman Shares Text Message She Received From Her Father After She Missed His Call Twice

  2. Yul Edochie Takes His Second Wife, Judy Austin To His Village In Anambra

  3. Newly Wedded Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water For Stopping Her From Making Calls

  4. I Have No Hand in The Killing - Delta Monarch Cries Out After Being Declared Wanted by The Army

  5. BREAKING! CBN Increases Capital Base For Commercial Banks

  6. How Woman Suffered Organ Failure From Hair Cream Which Caused Her Kidney To Shut Down

  7. Renowned Nigerian Playwright, Wole Oguntokun Is Dead

  8. AGAIN! Nigeria Thrown Into Darkness As National Grid Collapses Ahead Of Easter Holidays

  9. 'I Can't Drive Any Of My Kids Away If DNA Test Shows They're Not My Biological Children' - Man

  10. 17Yr Old Girl Raped And Strangled To Death By Her Cousin In South Africa

  11. 400L Nasarawa Varsity Student, John Rudeh Declared Missing After Palliative Stampede

  12. Court Orders Release Of 313 Suspected Terrorists In Borno

  13. Police Apprehend 22 Thuggery Suspects, Declare 30 Wanted In Kano


THIS WEEK
  1. Russia President Putin Shocks Many As He Announces That Jesus And Mary Were Black

  2. Netizens React To Influencer, Enioluwa’s Alleged Leaked S*x Tape

  3. Kim Kardashian Finally Opens Up On Why She Divorced Kanye West

  4. Selena Gomez Shares Sexy Photo As She Put On A Very BUsty Display

  5. Man Videos Himself Taking His Own Life on Facebook Because His Girlfriend Cheated on Him

  6. Photos: Customs Officers Attacked By Suspected Smugglers In Adamawa

  7. "Why I Broke Up With My Girlfriend When I Became A Star" – Singer, Asake

  8. FAAN Shuts Down KFC Outlet At The Lagos Airport Over Discriminatory Treatment of Ex Gov's Son

  9. 44Yr Old Bassirou Faye Wins Senegal's Presidential Election, Defeats 62Yr Old Ex Prime Minister

  10. Stop Harassïng Enioluwa, I'm The One in The Leaked S*x Tape - US P0rn Star, Briggs Speaks (VID)


TOP MEMBERS: