Just Imagine...

Date: 12-01-2015 8:18 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Iyabo Alabi
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- at 12-01-2015 08:18 PM (9 years ago)
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make una help me see expert the doctor for this new year....
expert the doctor just finished an operation on his patient, and d following ensued
expert: my patient, sorry, I have just finished the operation and mistakenly forgot my         gloves...I will have to operate you again
patient: are you mad? common, take 1,000 and go and buy yourself a new glove

Posted: at 12-01-2015 08:18 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- justmak at 12-01-2015 11:41 PM (9 years ago)
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alabi

Posted: at 12-01-2015 11:41 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 13-01-2015 12:59 AM (9 years ago)
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s Smiley
Posted: at 13-01-2015 12:59 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 14-01-2015 07:58 PM (9 years ago)
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that one na monkey expert na
Posted: at 14-01-2015 07:58 PM (9 years ago) | Grande Master
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- ExpertTbright at 14-01-2015 10:41 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ajanni on 14-01-2015 07:58 PM
that one na monkey expert na
i forgot glove for ur brain n u dey here dey run mouth  Roll Eyes
Aboki
U no go come make I pieces ur head again

Posted: at 14-01-2015 10:41 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 14-01-2015 10:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: justmak on 12-01-2015 11:41 PM
alabi
na ur intimate in yeye

Posted: at 14-01-2015 10:43 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 14-01-2015 11:09 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 14-01-2015 10:43 PM
na ur intimate in yeye
u must be generally matd,y are u such a situon kwukwemanatiology

Posted: at 14-01-2015 11:09 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgrawl231 at 15-01-2015 03:45 AM (9 years ago)
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Aboki wey carry dada for head,,,
Posted: at 15-01-2015 03:45 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Wysetots at 15-01-2015 06:08 AM (9 years ago)
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Hmmmm
Posted: at 15-01-2015 06:08 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Abubu86 at 15-01-2015 06:48 AM (9 years ago)
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A dry joke,but funny though
Posted: at 15-01-2015 06:48 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abubu86 at 15-01-2015 06:48 AM (9 years ago)
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A dry joke,but funny though
Posted: at 15-01-2015 06:48 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetypweety at 15-01-2015 08:18 AM (9 years ago)
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Not funny jare
Posted: at 15-01-2015 08:18 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beneno at 15-01-2015 09:57 AM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-01-2015 09:57 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- echeeche at 15-01-2015 12:21 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-01-2015 12:21 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- femjay at 15-01-2015 03:17 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-01-2015 03:17 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 15-01-2015 03:41 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 14-01-2015 10:43 PM
na ur intimate in yeye
wetin dey do u sef
Posted: at 15-01-2015 03:41 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zoe61 at 15-01-2015 05:25 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-01-2015 05:25 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- dareper at 16-01-2015 12:03 AM (9 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 16-01-2015 12:03 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 16-01-2015 04:21 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 15-01-2015 03:41 PM
wetin dey do u sef
for asking this kind question i dey suspect u.
Posted: at 16-01-2015 04:21 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 16-01-2015 09:19 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 16-01-2015 04:21 AM
for asking this kind question i dey suspect u.
Ur brain is dead and gone I pity d unfortunate girl dat will husband u,,,ndo ooh

Posted: at 16-01-2015 09:19 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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