This country don tire me

Date: 28-02-2015 12:59 pm (9 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
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- at 28-02-2015 12:59 PM (9 years ago)
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Dis country sef don tire me.....
I go skul==cultism
I no go skul== illiteracy
I write jamb==Boko haram
I go university==strike
I travel by air==plane crash
I travel by sea==millitant
I travel by road==accident
Make i enter bus for b/stop==
{GBOOAA!}
bomb blast
I go bank==armed robbers
I go relax outside==kidnappers
I vex use leg waka go village==witch craft
I dey house==No work
I go work==low salary
I wun marry==no money
I wun sleep wit my g.f==HIV
Make i shake person==Ebola
Person no safe for dis country at
all...but despite this fact, u ar alive and reading this my post now, just try and say Thank you God

Posted: at 28-02-2015 12:59 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rakelly at 1-03-2015 10:45 PM (9 years ago)
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thank God
Posted: at 1-03-2015 10:45 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 3-03-2015 05:55 AM (9 years ago)
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"person no safe for ds country at all" ...guy, which country do u mean? pls wake up, na everywhere not just my dear country Nigeria (d patriotic citizen speaks)
Posted: at 3-03-2015 05:55 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-03-2015 09:52 PM (9 years ago)
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 I been think say na joke forum I dey

Posted: at 3-03-2015 09:52 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 4-03-2015 12:40 PM (9 years ago)
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E be like say wey go change this place to bible study

Posted: at 4-03-2015 12:40 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 4-03-2015 12:41 PM (9 years ago)
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E be like say wey go change this place to bible study

Posted: at 4-03-2015 12:41 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 4-03-2015 09:18 PM (9 years ago)
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Sinners
Posted: at 4-03-2015 09:18 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 4-03-2015 09:27 PM (9 years ago)
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Ok na
Posted: at 4-03-2015 09:27 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 4-03-2015 11:05 PM (9 years ago)
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hmmm,and u still here poster
Posted: at 4-03-2015 11:05 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 4-03-2015 11:15 PM (9 years ago)
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wetin? u dey find me?
Posted: at 4-03-2015 11:15 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 4-03-2015 11:36 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  4-03-2015 11:15 PM
wetin? u dey find me?
in the  country Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-03-2015 11:36 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 5-03-2015 09:39 AM (9 years ago)
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Free training course

Posted: at 5-03-2015 09:39 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 5-03-2015 09:51 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on  4-03-2015 11:36 PM
in the  country Roll Eyes
Find me come Sambisa forest, na there i dey hide
Posted: at 5-03-2015 09:51 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-03-2015 07:35 PM (9 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 5-03-2015 07:35 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-03-2015 04:45 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  5-03-2015 09:51 AM
Find me come Sambisa forest, na there i dey hide

so u follow dey pregnant those under age girls wey dem kidnapp from chibok

Posted: at 6-03-2015 04:45 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 6-03-2015 10:27 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  6-03-2015 04:45 AM
so u follow dey pregnant those under age girls wey dem kidnapp from chibok
Nooo, i go give them ur name n picture. i wan make dem kidnap abi adultnap u
Posted: at 6-03-2015 10:27 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 7-03-2015 02:40 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  6-03-2015 04:45 AM
so u follow dey pregnant those under age girls wey dem kidnapp from chibok
he has a look of em bk Smiley
Posted: at 7-03-2015 02:40 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 7-03-2015 02:42 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  5-03-2015 09:51 AM
Find me come Sambisa forest, na there i dey hide
i meant u r complaining abt d country and u still here
Posted: at 7-03-2015 02:42 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 7-03-2015 05:40 AM (9 years ago)
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wetin i go do nah,  no leave no transfer. i wan go Zamfara now
Posted: at 7-03-2015 05:40 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 7-03-2015 05:42 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on  7-03-2015 02:42 AM
i meant u r complaining abt d country and u still here
na sign b that. Go yaba make alabi test u.
Posted: at 7-03-2015 05:42 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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