Throw It Away!!!

Date: 19-04-2015 10:33 pm (9 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 19-04-2015 10:33 PM (9 years ago)
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««§» 19 April 2015

Mr John discovered that he was feeling pain all over his body, then, he went to his doctor for check-up. After the diagnosis, a conversation ensued:

Doctor: Mr John, I discovered that you have high blood pressure. Now take this bill. That is how much you are going to pay for your check-up.
Besides, whatever will give you heart attack again, do not think about it but throw it away to avoid reoccurrence of heart attack.

As Mr John saw #150,000 on the bill, he tore it and threw it away. The doctor asked him why he did that, he said, “Doctor, I only followed your instruction. You said anything that would give me heart attack, I should not think about it but throw it away. I did that because the amount I saw in that bill that I’m going to pay would give me another heart attack.”


Posted: at 19-04-2015 10:33 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- rakelly at 20-04-2015 05:14 PM (9 years ago)
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who be this?
Posted: at 20-04-2015 05:14 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 21-04-2015 01:28 AM (9 years ago)
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Read to know who

Posted: at 21-04-2015 01:28 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 22-04-2015 02:19 PM (9 years ago)
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CHAI
Posted: at 22-04-2015 02:19 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-04-2015 04:36 AM (9 years ago)
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DIA IS GOD OOOOO

Posted: at 23-04-2015 04:36 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 24-04-2015 05:44 AM (8 years ago)
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Na only you waka come?

Posted: at 24-04-2015 05:44 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Holyboss at 24-04-2015 09:22 AM (8 years ago)
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Now dis yoke wants to give me hearth attack

***tear joke and dip it in rakelly's pant


**now d smell of her pant want to give me hrt attack, 

what do I do Huh?
Posted: at 24-04-2015 09:22 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 25-04-2015 06:00 PM (8 years ago)
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tear her pant and dip it into posters mouth abi Hw u see am Roll Eyes

Posted: at 25-04-2015 06:00 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 26-04-2015 12:28 AM (8 years ago)
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Chai! nawao wicked people, this comment want to give me heart attack. Abeg, what I go tear now so this oga-ontop will turn the pant to his permanent hankie?

Posted: at 26-04-2015 12:28 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-04-2015 08:14 AM (8 years ago)
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tear ur boxers,, thats all

Posted: at 26-04-2015 08:14 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 26-04-2015 11:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Alright, I just tore one that was inside my wardrobe..

Posted: at 26-04-2015 11:30 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-04-2015 04:33 AM (8 years ago)
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then give it to the oga above u

Posted: at 27-04-2015 04:33 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 27-04-2015 10:54 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 26-04-2015 11:30 PM
Alright, I just tore one that was inside my wardrobe..

turn to the person below next to u and put it in his mouth

Posted: at 27-04-2015 10:54 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 28-04-2015 12:49 PM (8 years ago)
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una don dirty the whole place with all these things wey una dey tear.
Posted: at 28-04-2015 12:49 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 28-04-2015 06:51 PM (8 years ago)
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go clean am naa....no be ur work be dat

Posted: at 28-04-2015 06:51 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Holyboss at 2-05-2015 09:50 AM (8 years ago)
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ossy,  you should help rakelly clean her dirty pant Undecided
Posted: at 2-05-2015 09:50 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 2-05-2015 01:49 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Holyboss on 24-04-2015 09:22 AM
Now dis yoke wants to give me hearth attack

***tear joke and dip it in rakelly's pant


**now d smell of her pant want to give me hrt attack, 

what do I do Huh?
uv done what u wanna do already
Posted: at 2-05-2015 01:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 2-05-2015 01:49 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 27-04-2015 10:54 AM
turn to the person below next to u and put it in his mouth
Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 2-05-2015 01:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- at 2-05-2015 01:52 PM (8 years ago)
romantic right  Roll Eyes ?
Posted: at 2-05-2015 01:52 PM (8 years ago) |
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- giftmurphy at 2-05-2015 02:04 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  2-05-2015 01:52 PM
romantic right  Roll Eyes ?
am sure thats ur way of being romantic!*ewww* Tongue
Posted: at 2-05-2015 02:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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