Prove That Buhari's Wife Can 'Stand The Pace' With Dame Patience Jonathan

Date: 14-05-2015 12:05 am (8 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 14-05-2015 12:05 AM (8 years ago)
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««§» 14 May 2015

Now that Buhari has won, will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like First Lady Dame Faka Patience Jonathan does?

This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.
 
Few examples of her "Award Winning Speeches" include:

 1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
 2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good
 people.
 3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
 4- * My fellow widows.
 5- * My fellow womens.
 6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
 7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
 8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
 9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left them for God.
 10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
 11- * Na only you waka come?
 12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are "sharing"
 13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
 14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
 15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.
 16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very sweet.
Support him.
Please, support and honour Nigeria's outgoing First Lady (Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan) by sharing this with all your contacts. Don't laugh alone.
Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "you are reading"
"diaris god o"

Posted: at 14-05-2015 12:05 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 17-05-2015 12:46 AM (8 years ago)
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who saw my laff i wan use am Sad
Posted: at 17-05-2015 12:46 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 17-05-2015 01:00 PM (8 years ago)
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na who u dey ask?
Posted: at 17-05-2015 01:00 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 22-05-2015 06:37 PM (8 years ago)
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mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Posted: at 22-05-2015 06:37 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 27-05-2015 01:39 PM (8 years ago)
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PB5
Posted: at 27-05-2015 01:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 29-05-2015 11:23 AM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-05-2015 11:23 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-05-2015 08:23 PM (8 years ago)
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I say who see my Laff all of una dey look me like isi Okporoko Angry
Posted: at 30-05-2015 08:23 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-06-2015 04:47 AM (8 years ago)
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dem say u dey smoke marijuana and dis marijuana dey make u dey halla
Posted: at 1-06-2015 04:47 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 2-06-2015 09:50 AM (8 years ago)
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no just let me tear u slap for here ooh Angry
Posted: at 2-06-2015 09:50 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-06-2015 05:26 PM (8 years ago)
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u see....na wetin marijuana ddey cause be dat....e just tell u make u talk and talk
Posted: at 2-06-2015 05:26 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 9-06-2015 11:13 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-06-2015 11:13 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 10-06-2015 06:05 AM (8 years ago)
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Abeg close u wan kill me with ur mouth odour
Posted: at 10-06-2015 06:05 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-06-2015 05:46 AM (8 years ago)
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if ur own mouth odour join her own....una go fit produce atomic bomb
Posted: at 11-06-2015 05:46 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 17-06-2015 08:48 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 10-06-2015 06:05 AM
Abeg close u wan kill me with ur mouth odour

see this one oooooooooooo?
native doctor like u de know any odour left alone mouth odour yeye people
Posted: at 17-06-2015 08:48 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-06-2015 05:00 AM (8 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 18-06-2015 05:00 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 19-06-2015 06:46 PM (8 years ago)
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but why ur madness come increase like this
Posted: at 19-06-2015 06:46 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 20-06-2015 04:31 AM (8 years ago)
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it depends on how u dey see am from ur own madness
Posted: at 20-06-2015 04:31 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 20-06-2015 12:55 PM (8 years ago)
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but my own nor increse like ur own
Posted: at 20-06-2015 12:55 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 20-06-2015 06:40 PM (8 years ago)
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it still depends on how u dey see am from ur own
Posted: at 20-06-2015 06:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 21-06-2015 08:01 PM (8 years ago)
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I dey see am as person wey wan enter makert
Posted: at 21-06-2015 08:01 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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