According to Pakistan's Maulana Fazlur Rehman, 'Women who wear jeans are the reason behind earthquakes'. Anyone who is ready for 'ode' talk can please read below... During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan. According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters. Fazlur Rehman went on to say that a woman who is not covered like a 'sack of flour' is a mobile weapon of mass destruction for her state and that Pakistan has multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities.
Rehman then blamed 'immodest women' for the Baluchistan crisis, lack of energy supply and the deteriorating security situation in Pakistan.
Fazlur Rehman was suggesting that, if these women are wrapped in sacks and kept inside homes and if the Shariah law was in place, then the Taliban brothers would not be attacking Pakistan. Fazlur Rehman also talked about the demerits of the operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP). Justifying his angst, Fazlur Rehman said that Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.
Providing a solution he continued saying that once Allah stops delivering his wrath via the Taliban, the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment leading to improvement in the energy situation.
Rehman then openly requested the army chief and the prime minister to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation. For more scintillating and juicy stories, follow the official Naijapals accounts On Twitter - @Naijapals and Facebook - www.facebook.com/naijapals
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Posted: at 31-05-2015 07:36 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
The women should be happy that he only asked the military to fight them and not the Pakistani citizens. If the wearing of Jeans is what is causing Earthquake in your country then what is gays causing as well? The real enemy is gays and lesbians and not women that are wearing ordinary jeans.
Posted: at 31-05-2015 09:35 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
It's jeans that cause the earthquake, but women wear in Nigeria and many other countries where there is no earthquake, they did not do geography, he miss o.
Posted: at 31-05-2015 10:00 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
This is an example of misconception, lack of growth in the mental capacity of some humans, it is usually feed to children, but the young generation alway ask why and why, so the truth will be found especially when they know geography and they can think on their own.
Posted: at 31-05-2015 10:07 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Guys let him be, he is entitled to his opinion. but i want to ask him. when did women start wearing jeans? or when did jeans come into existence? we've had earthquakes since we can ever remember, but jeans were made not too long ago. I stand to be corrected, so his analysis holds no water.
Posted: at 31-05-2015 05:04 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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