Jossy, the money lender

Date: 04-06-2015 9:52 am (8 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
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- at 4-06-2015 09:52 AM (8 years ago)
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(Bad Mood) Jossy sat in a bar and was very moody. Tossy his brother
goes over and asks; 'Jossy, wetin happen?’. A very sad
looking Jossy replied: ‘I borrow Ajanni N2million to do facial surgery, and
now I no fit recognize am to collect my
money back'. Abeg make una help us look for Ajanni.

Posted: at 4-06-2015 09:52 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- justmak at 4-06-2015 10:11 AM (8 years ago)
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make I no talk first but I d vex sha
Posted: at 4-06-2015 10:11 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2015 05:43 PM (8 years ago)
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make im go meet the association of cattle rearer im go see am
Posted: at 5-06-2015 05:43 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-06-2015 07:04 PM (8 years ago)
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anybody wey see dat aboki ajanni make im tell ram to bring my money...or else I go sell all im cattle give Buhari..as Buhari don dey work now and im dey tif,, sorry make enuf money
Posted: at 6-06-2015 07:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 7-06-2015 05:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Jossy u suppose dey moody
Posted: at 7-06-2015 05:23 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-06-2015 07:05 PM (8 years ago)
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see advise....bcuz u too dey owe me dat why u dey say make I dey moody....no think say I forget ur own cuz I go come for u later.....
Posted: at 7-06-2015 07:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 7-06-2015 09:47 PM (8 years ago)
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hahahaha, u no happy as i raise ur profile with 2M? Owite boy
Posted: at 7-06-2015 09:47 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 9-06-2015 10:43 PM (8 years ago)
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na where jossy take see 2 million naira? he get 5 naira talkless say 2 million?
abeg guy if you nor get better joke to post for hia then rest
Posted: at 9-06-2015 10:43 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 11-06-2015 05:37 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  7-06-2015 09:47 PM
hahahaha, u no happy as i raise ur profile with 2M? Owite boy


no be only my profile...u also raise my house join......guy forget story and pay me the money wey I lend u during ur marriage
Posted: at 11-06-2015 05:37 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-06-2015 05:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on  9-06-2015 10:43 PM
na where jossy take see 2 million naira? he get 5 naira talkless say 2 million?
abeg guy if you nor get better joke to post for hia then rest

na true u talk.....I no get 5naira...I dey like my mony in #1000 note....anywayz u don dey get upgrade ur sence now....keep it up
Posted: at 11-06-2015 05:41 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 21-06-2015 07:46 PM (8 years ago)
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so na u borrow this money for im wedding no wonder
Posted: at 21-06-2015 07:46 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 21-06-2015 07:48 PM (8 years ago)
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so na u borrow this money for im wedding no wonder
Posted: at 21-06-2015 07:48 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 22-06-2015 04:54 AM (8 years ago)
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stop wondering......na me borrow am the money
Posted: at 22-06-2015 04:54 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-06-2015 08:08 PM (8 years ago)
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poor u
Posted: at 25-06-2015 08:08 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 26-06-2015 10:29 AM (8 years ago)
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jossy, My video catch u using hand to chop rice for my wedding
Posted: at 26-06-2015 10:29 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 26-06-2015 03:51 PM (8 years ago)
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mumu......u cover ur wedding with video......even rakelly wey come the wedding say na garri and sugar dem share for the wedding
Posted: at 26-06-2015 03:51 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 27-06-2015 05:32 PM (8 years ago)
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Sharap, u wan confuse ppl sey u no come?
Posted: at 27-06-2015 05:32 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 27-06-2015 08:43 PM (8 years ago)
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Jossy mind your nyash and brightoosy no mind that boy
Posted: at 27-06-2015 08:43 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- nametalkam at 28-06-2015 06:58 AM (8 years ago)
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hahaha, see vexing matter
Posted: at 28-06-2015 06:58 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-06-2015 06:19 PM (8 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 28-06-2015 06:19 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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