The 22 things to do to drive men crazy!!

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.

2. Be ambiguous. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it`s their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette`s "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.
11. Get mad at them for everything.
12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
13. Hold grudges.
14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don`t comply.
15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess."
17. Be late for everything. Yell if they`re late.
18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast.
19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. Independence is a sign of weakness.
20. Cry.
21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they`re wrong.
22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i. e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library. . . for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.

Posted: at 3-09-2007 03:41 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

beware though....too much of these will make them to simply leave u.....

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Posted: at 11-09-2007 07:54 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I think ladies should do these often, when they want to break up with their boyfriend but dont want to feel guilty, cos the guy will definetly leave the girl

Posted: at 11-09-2007 11:55 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

The mistakes most women do and would always do is comparing there ex or talking about there ex with the boyfriend. That could break a relationship easily. No man want to hear all those my ex was not like this or like this, if it is so, i would rather tell her to find and go back to her ex...Period

Posted: at 15-09-2007 08:12 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

@Sholex007, That's why it drives the men crazy!!

Posted: at 16-09-2007 07:44 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

As women, we're equipped with excess baggages..And i believe that any"MAN" should be able to handle us when we're good and bad. And even when we're being a pain in d ass. Yes, it pushes their button, but why would you want a man that isn't going to be able to handle you at your worse??. #18..is kinda letting him know what he got and should act better. No man wants  to beaten or compared to an ex, and that'll will make him act better.. .Or unless of course he ain't trying to be with you at all..That's life and they should deal with it.

Posted: at 17-09-2007 12:36 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

any lady with quarter these qualities is off my way...u cant hold such relationship 4 even a week- u culd b as gud as dead..

Posted: at 21-09-2007 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

definatly! i mean some things here r just typical of girls...........its the way we r wired ..sorry!lol. but some!r simply crazziiee!

Posted: at 22-09-2007 01:05 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 :)For me it is too much, becos any girl dat try quater of this is not ready for any relationship. I belive that things that will make men crasy for u is being urself

Posted: at 25-09-2007 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

@festacboy...well first of, just because a girl displays one or more of the above lists, that does not make a looser!. secondly..there are weak men and weak females..just like there strong men and strong females. like i previously said, Any man that's going to run away from any of those, is not a man at all.. You cannot sit here and act as if you're girl have never displayed any of those listed. . This was a survey given to females to come up with things that can drive the men crazy. After those lists were gathered..the men were asked to go through them and give their opinions about them..Believe it or not..there were more positive feedbacks from men than negatives. In fact, one of the men said it perfectly right*(if you treat your girl or wife like you're supposed to..then you wouldn't have to worry about any of those things*!..and another man said"the feminine pad is just a way of her trying to be funny..why get mad about it when you can laugh along with it?.And I can't say this enough.."ONLY A WEAK MAN RUNS AWAY FROM A RELATIONSHIP DUE TO THOSE LISTS..YOU SIMPLY CANNOT HANDLE A STRONG FEMALE..AND D TRUTH IS THAT..MOST MEN AREN'T!!. EVERY FEMALE WANTS A MAN THAT'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE THEM..EVEN AT THEIR WORST!! So if you're unable to handle the heat:"GET OUT OF D KITCHEN"..thank you and have a wonderfully smooth day

Posted: at 25-09-2007 03:49 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero