Crack Your Ribs! According To Akpos University Of Lies…

Date: 29-07-2015 5:11 pm (8 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 29-07-2015 05:11 PM (8 years ago)
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««§» 29 July 2015



-RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says 'honey, this food no done.'
-OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass.'
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food from strangers.'
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are having good time & says mummy I want to piss.'
-STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to COMMENT or like..


Posted: at 29-07-2015 05:11 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- rhemihood at 29-07-2015 08:32 PM (8 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 29-07-2015 08:32 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- portable2 at 31-07-2015 07:20 AM (8 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 31-07-2015 07:20 AM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 14-08-2015 11:10 AM (8 years ago)
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nice!!
Posted: at 14-08-2015 11:10 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 14-08-2015 12:39 PM (8 years ago)
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gift u package well well come today

Posted: at 14-08-2015 12:39 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-08-2015 02:31 AM (8 years ago)
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sure!
Posted: at 15-08-2015 02:31 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 20-08-2015 09:50 AM (8 years ago)
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I see..

Posted: at 20-08-2015 09:50 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 20-08-2015 07:05 PM (8 years ago)
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i saw
Posted: at 20-08-2015 07:05 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 21-08-2015 11:47 AM (8 years ago)
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i conquered
Posted: at 21-08-2015 11:47 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 21-08-2015 02:57 PM (8 years ago)
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i killed
Posted: at 21-08-2015 02:57 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-08-2015 10:48 PM (8 years ago)
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but why?

Posted: at 21-08-2015 10:48 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 23-08-2015 12:24 AM (8 years ago)
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'Cos 'Y' has two sticks and a horrible rod in-between

Posted: at 23-08-2015 12:24 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-08-2015 04:40 AM (8 years ago)
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really...still but why?

Posted: at 23-08-2015 04:40 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 23-08-2015 04:19 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 23-08-2015 04:40 AM
really...still but why?
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-08-2015 04:19 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 24-08-2015 06:04 AM (8 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 24-08-2015 06:04 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 24-08-2015 02:03 PM (8 years ago)
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huh?

Posted: at 24-08-2015 02:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-08-2015 10:03 PM (8 years ago)
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huher
Posted: at 25-08-2015 10:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-08-2015 10:03 PM (8 years ago)
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huher
Posted: at 25-08-2015 10:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 28-08-2015 11:54 PM (8 years ago)
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huhest..

Posted: at 28-08-2015 11:54 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- judeabaga1 at 1-09-2015 04:51 PM (8 years ago)
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Huh na wa hoo
Posted: at 1-09-2015 04:51 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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