Naija Girl Can Be Something Else When It Comes To This

Date: 21-08-2015 5:26 pm (8 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 21-08-2015 05:26 PM (8 years ago)
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«§» 21 August 2015

A man just got back to the country from London and was looking for a girl to get down tonight with. His friend introduced a girl to him and they both planned to meet each other later in the night. In the night, he got to a hotel to book a room for them to meet and decided to call the girl. He called saying, ''I'm trying to get a room for us, I'm at Odus Hotel." The girl said, ''No don't, It's too expensive and the facilities is not worth that cash, check Hotel Excel, it is better but Wellington is the best." He said, ''Okay. I'll try Wellington." The girl said, ''When you get to Wellington, don't take room 121, the bed is not strong enough, If they give you room 208, don't take it, cause the AC is not good. Room 315 is better but the hot side of the shower is bad. However try room 421, although it's hard to open the door most times. Better still, just take room 502." The man immediately dropped the phone and headed back straight to London.


Posted: at 21-08-2015 05:26 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- justmak at 21-08-2015 05:44 PM (8 years ago)
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so w8ting come happen!!

Posted: at 21-08-2015 05:44 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickieponga at 21-08-2015 06:21 PM (8 years ago)
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Becos of 1 woman d guy run back to england abi na faint e faint...?
U don chop dis morning franel...?
U try small sha...
Posted: at 21-08-2015 06:21 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 22-08-2015 01:14 AM (8 years ago)
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'cos you were freely fed by my dog from its leftover shouldn't give you the impression that any human you see is a mendicant! Come tomorrow to eat more for free..

Posted: at 22-08-2015 01:14 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 22-08-2015 01:15 AM (8 years ago)
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@Justmak, ask me again..

Posted: at 22-08-2015 01:15 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 22-08-2015 03:43 PM (8 years ago)
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U still try for dat small oyinbo wey u write..
Posted: at 22-08-2015 03:43 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 22-08-2015 05:41 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 22-08-2015 05:41 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 22-08-2015 06:49 PM (8 years ago)
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lmao,m sure the girl is either a worker there or a wh*re or both...lol
Posted: at 22-08-2015 06:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 22-08-2015 09:48 PM (8 years ago)
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D poster no no anytin about dis joke, na paste e paste am,
he hasn't got a clue...
Posted: at 22-08-2015 09:48 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 23-08-2015 01:34 AM (8 years ago)
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Garbo talks! Silence is the best response to a fool simply means, a clown who reasons from his zombie needs to be silent

Posted: at 23-08-2015 01:34 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 23-08-2015 04:26 PM (8 years ago)
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@ponga u and this poster sef,
Posted: at 23-08-2015 04:26 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 24-08-2015 02:58 PM (8 years ago)
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Haha, so Gift you dont know? My monkey, his twin brother used to feed him banana from its leftover

Posted: at 24-08-2015 02:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 24-08-2015 03:01 PM (8 years ago)
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ndi ara ogbete
Posted: at 24-08-2015 03:01 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 25-08-2015 08:40 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 23-08-2015 04:26 PM
@ponga u and this poster sef,

No mind am e like to dey front, see as e explain "Silence is d best ansa for a fool"..
He hasn't got a damn clue...
Na im be de fool but e no no..
Posted: at 25-08-2015 08:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-08-2015 08:56 PM (8 years ago)
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chai
Posted: at 25-08-2015 08:56 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 25-08-2015 09:56 PM (8 years ago)
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Na me go finish am here e make mistake go pick d wrong guy...
Posted: at 25-08-2015 09:56 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 25-08-2015 10:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Lolz.. I was expecting such folish statement, by the way lemme look at the grave you dug for yourself and your twin. Oh I see, your twin is already in it no wonder he developed a cold feet

Posted: at 25-08-2015 10:30 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 25-08-2015 10:36 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on 25-08-2015 08:40 PM
No mind am e like to dey front, see as e explain "Silence is d best ansa for a fool"..
He hasn't got a damn clue...
Na im be de fool but e no no..
Zombie my clown, I dont know you could reconized yourself as a fool. In fact you're truly a mokey hustling for survival via your twin brother

Posted: at 25-08-2015 10:36 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 26-08-2015 08:31 PM (8 years ago)
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when you two finishes,wake me up
Posted: at 26-08-2015 08:31 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 28-08-2015 04:40 PM (8 years ago)
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Wake up..

Posted: at 28-08-2015 04:40 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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