The Butcher’s Dog Has Something To Offer, Grab Your Sallah Meat Now!!!

Date: 24-09-2015 6:57 pm (8 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 24-09-2015 06:57 PM (8 years ago)
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A dog ran into a ram meat butcher’s shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his.

The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.

Unhappy at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, “If your dog stole a meat bone from my shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat bone?”

The lawyer replied, “why not, as I am also a butcher though P.T, I shall replace it with the same size of bone”

The butcher said, nope! I'm talking in terms of cash..

The lawyer replied, “Of course, how much was the meat bone?”

“1,000 Naira.” the butcher replied. The next day, the butcher received a cheque in his house for 1,000 Naira. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: 15,000 Naira.


Grab Your Sallah Meat Now!!!
You couldn't eat sallah meat today because no one was there to show you some love.. Do not lose hope. I said do not give up easily! Kindly take any weapon available (gun, knife, stick, ....) visit a bush near you and shoot any bush meat on site.. Automatically, you've gotten yourself a Sallah meat!
Good luck!!

Posted: at 24-09-2015 06:57 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 24-09-2015 07:16 PM (8 years ago)
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Mmmmm
Posted: at 24-09-2015 07:16 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dickieponga at 25-09-2015 12:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Poster pls take a holiday, u need it....
Posted: at 25-09-2015 12:10 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 25-09-2015 06:13 AM (8 years ago)
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Don't tell me u've turn to gay.. so this time around, its now d poster u're seein in ur dream??.. hahaha too bad!
Posted: at 25-09-2015 06:13 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 25-09-2015 08:29 AM (8 years ago)
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and the winner is?
Posted: at 25-09-2015 08:29 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-09-2015 01:02 PM (8 years ago)
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rakelly
Posted: at 25-09-2015 01:02 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-09-2015 02:13 PM (8 years ago)
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Hehehehehe yeye
Posted: at 25-09-2015 02:13 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 25-09-2015 07:42 PM (8 years ago)
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hahaha.. lolzz
Posted: at 25-09-2015 07:42 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 25-09-2015 10:56 PM (8 years ago)
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imagine, chai!lawyers are devious!
Posted: at 25-09-2015 10:56 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-09-2015 10:59 PM (8 years ago)
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HOW IT TAE CONSCIENCE ME.
Posted: at 25-09-2015 10:59 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-09-2015 01:45 AM (8 years ago)
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Ask ram oooo
Posted: at 26-09-2015 01:45 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-09-2015 05:28 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 25-09-2015 01:02 PM
rakelly

u don dey smoke again
Posted: at 26-09-2015 05:28 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 26-09-2015 08:50 AM (8 years ago)
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ALABI SHOP DON CLOSE TEY TEY
Posted: at 26-09-2015 08:50 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 26-09-2015 06:12 PM (8 years ago)
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chai! lols..
Posted: at 26-09-2015 06:12 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-09-2015 09:21 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 26-09-2015 08:50 AM
ALABI SHOP DON CLOSE TEY TEY

zeigbo shrine still open
Posted: at 26-09-2015 09:21 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-09-2015 11:18 PM (8 years ago)
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I no dey do smoke
Posted: at 26-09-2015 11:18 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 27-09-2015 12:22 AM (8 years ago)
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NA ALABI DEY SELL SMOKE
Posted: at 27-09-2015 12:22 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 27-09-2015 12:53 AM (8 years ago)
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Passing Lips Sealed
Posted: at 27-09-2015 12:53 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 27-09-2015 12:13 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 26-09-2015 11:18 PM
I no dey do smoke

wia u come dey get those ones wey u dey smoke and share to ur patients as well?
Posted: at 27-09-2015 12:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 27-09-2015 03:10 PM (8 years ago)
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so you self follow the thief alabi goods
Posted: at 27-09-2015 03:10 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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