Man Shares His Nasty Ordeal With A 'Dirty' Lady In Lagos

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at 07:42 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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So, I was returning from work this evening (yesterday) and  took a bus from Oshodi to Sango. I sat at the last seat close to the window.

This tall, good looking lady came to sit beside me while others came in and the bus was filled up. Though I am not a fan of chatting up ladies in public transport, today was an exception and I ended up very disappointed after my experience. I got bored along the road due to long Lagos traffic and my phone was dead, so I had no choice than to strike a convo. I bought chips and offered her some, but she refused, thanked me and smiled.

I enjoyed my chips then bought a chilled bottle of Teem. I was having trouble opening the drink, so she volunteered opening it for me. I thanked her and we started talking. By this time, we've gotten Dopemu, close to Iyana-ipaja. Suddenly, she asked if she could get a public toilet around Iyana-ipaja.

At first I was confused, and i asked her what the problem was.She said she was having runny stomach. I advised her to drop and look for somewhere to take care of herself or hold it if she can. Obviously, the took the second advise and kept to herself. Then I ended the convo because she wasn't feeling easy and I needed her to calm herself.

We were approaching tollgate when I started perceiving a foul odour. At first, I thought she just farted or something, then the other two passengers sitting next to her dropped and the smell increased astronomically. When the passengers alighted, she adjusted herself and moved closer to the other window.

Mehn, I couldn't breath again! She had pooed (defecated) in her pants. The whole back seat was stinking. I just couldn't stand the smell, so I had drop before I got to my bus stop. Either that or choke on the foul stench. Right now, I'm still in shock. She could have dropped somewhere and save herself of this disgrace. Wonder what she would tell her people.

Pathetic!


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realbamdex at 08:14 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Eayah..na jedijedi dey wori d gal o..wetin she go talk wen she eventually reach her destination?? I don pupu 4pant pls find me water Sad Sad
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Mikexp at 08:53 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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shame on you...you should have pretended like you did it to save her from the mess and see how she would pay you. I think I learnt that from 'my girlfriend is a nine tailed fox"
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musleh247 at 09:13 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Eyaa, such is life
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RemoCowboy at 09:16 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Just pray mother nature doesn't come knocking with a big BANG anytime...there are some calls of nature that come without adequate warning..o ma se o!
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RemoCowboy at 09:30 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Na wa for admin sef...see as you loud d headline with the adjective "dirty" like say she is dirty in appearance..the fact that someone pooed in her pant doesn't make her dirty..it was just an embarrassing episode...
   Shey me I fit tag you as a big time OLODO with some grammatical pump action you dey fire the readers? #nood..
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winace at 09:34 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Seriously I feel for d gurl. Wen u have running stomach, u can't control it. Its not somethg u can predict wat can happen next. Poster she is not dirty. She might be shy to drop cus u already kn wats happen and trust babe, dem no like make dem fall demseves hand. There's a public toilet at d toll gate there na. U for advice her to enter there wen u percieve d stench.
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RemoCowboy at 09:35 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Na wa for admin sef...see as you loud d headline with the adjective "dirty" like say she is dirty in appearance..the fact that someone pooed in her pant doesn't make her dirty..it was just an embarrassing episode...
   Shey me I fit tag you as a big time OLODO with some grammatical pump action you dey fire the readers? #nood..
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stephen153 at 09:48 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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mmmmmm.... this one is strong....
the choirs of worm singers in the lady's stomach decided to juaputate in an inequistic infidence...
and that's really really bad i tell you
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Marah001 at 10:06 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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If u don fall victim before u go understand wella
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RemoCowboy at 10:09 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 09:48 AM, 24 Oct 15
mmmmmm.... this one is strong....
the choirs of worm singers in the lady's stomach decided to juaputate in an inequistic infidence...
and that's really really bad i tell you
  Are you a protege of Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon? Cos this your grammar is heavily intoxicated with a gbangbastic epileptic parapoism..lol
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musleh247 at 10:23 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 09:34 AM, 24 Oct 15
Seriously I feel for d gurl. Wen u have running stomach, u can't control it. Its not somethg u can predict wat can happen next. Poster she is not dirty. She might be shy to drop cus u already kn wats happen and trust babe, dem no like make dem fall demseves hand. There's a public toilet at d toll gate there na. U for advice her to enter there wen u percieve d stench.
winace e b like say u sef don experience am b4, lol
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musleh247 at 10:25 AM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Quote from: Lola Williams on 10:09 AM, 24 Oct 15
  Are you a protege of Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon? Cos this your grammar is heavily intoxicated with a gbangbastic epileptic parapoism..lol
Bros wetin na? Na only u carry dis english for head?
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sarah555 at 12:14 PM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Too bad, maybe she no get transport to continue her journi if she come down or as she dey try tight her anus, she miss calculate some amount for pant later release the remaining flud.. nobody fit catch runnig stomach if e start.
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Ken1230 at 12:17 PM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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You need to go back to school poster. This look like story written by a 2 year old child.
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aspeng007 at 12:25 PM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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That was a well written story,well done.
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shaddybaby at 01:58 PM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Mumu man, u shld ve helped her, u come here come write english, shey make we clap 4 u? what if she's ur sister? What happened to eateries and banks restrooms? U shld ve advise her to come down and help her with her t-fare if dat's d problem, she will 4ever b grateful.
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shaddybaby at 02:02 PM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Mumu man, u shld ve helped her, u come here come write english, shey make we clap 4 u? what if she's ur sister? What happened to eateries and banks restrooms? U shld ve advised her to come down and help her with her t-fare if dat's d problem, she will 4ever b grateful.
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Wysetots at 03:31 PM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Shame on you for running away......you would've gotten into her pants if she let you.....

 She may have been sick.

 Not cool bro.....Not cool.
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Trueyarn at 03:52 PM, 24 Oct 15 (2 years ago)
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Maybe she don go eat Ahoof for somewia wey pass her.
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