Officer Sights Alkim Moses With Bags Of Garri Over His Shoulders, Interrogates Him At The Border

Date: 29-10-2015 7:10 pm (8 years ago) | Author: franel
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«§» 29 October 2015

Alkim Moses goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags.

The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, “What is inside the bags?” “Garri”, Alkim Moses replied.

The Customs Officer said, “Let me see. Come down from the bicycle.” The Customs Officer took the bags and ripped them apart.

He emptied them out and found nothing in them but garri.

He detained Alkim Moses overnight and had the garri analysed, only to discover that there was nothing but pure garri inside the bags.

The Customs Officer released him, puts the garri into new bags, lifted them onto Alkim Moses’ shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happened.

The Customs Officer asked, “What do you have there today?” Alkim Moses replied, “Garri.”

The Customs officer does his thorough examination and discovered that the bags contain nothing but garri.

He gave the garri back to Alkim Moses, and Alkim Moses crossed the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events was repeated every day for four years.

At last, Alkim Moses did not show up again. One day, the Custom Officer met him in a drinking joint in Cotonou.

“Hey, my friend,” said the Customs Officer, “I know you are smuggling something. It is driving me crazy. It’s all I think about, I can’t sleep.

Just between you and I, what are you smuggling?” Alkim Moses sipped his Hi-Malt and replied, “Bicycles!”


Posted: at 29-10-2015 07:10 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- dickieponga at 29-10-2015 07:14 PM (8 years ago)
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U fool why did u change d names and d location....
It was d American/Mexican border dis happened....
Besides it wasn't gari...I posted dis same thing to my work colleagues...
Posted: at 29-10-2015 07:14 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 29-10-2015 07:49 PM (8 years ago)
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 Grin Lolzz.. Owing to kai kai madness, a fool has to say something from his drunkenness while a wise man has something to say from his intelligence/brilliancy.
Monkie ponkie my newbeans, u came to NP 2 hustle 4 ur pure water change but too much kai kai is makin u see d bush where u eat grass with Justmak as American/Mexican border. Who dash monkey banana, c'mon continue 2 ur grass there lols

Posted: at 29-10-2015 07:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 29-10-2015 10:49 PM (8 years ago)
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Dis ur copy, copy and paste, paste don too much...
Give us sometin new abeg...
Posted: at 29-10-2015 10:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 30-10-2015 02:43 AM (8 years ago)
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lol.. my kai kai monkey; look left look right, look up look down, now look as if u are normal. Yes, most of my tales ain't fabricated but is about u n ur twin Justmad tellin d world how ur craze is goin.
Yes, as per goat u've become lately I always bring new leaves 4u2, but rather u 2 prefer 2 search 4 not even new leaves elsewhere or new books but of my own forgotten books of d 70s n 80s to eat Shocked . Don't worry, deliverance is on d way.. lolzz

Posted: at 30-10-2015 02:43 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- satsaver at 30-10-2015 03:00 PM (8 years ago)
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Funny??
Posted: at 30-10-2015 03:00 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 24-11-2015 11:29 PM (8 years ago)
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As in??

Posted: at 24-11-2015 11:29 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 26-11-2015 01:55 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 24-11-2015 11:29 PM
As in??

E dey ask u question u fool abi u no see question marks...
Posted: at 26-11-2015 01:55 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 26-11-2015 07:00 AM (8 years ago)
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An uninvited FOOL always has something to say! It's like they also blind your nose that couldn't sense my question marks as well.. lol

Posted: at 26-11-2015 07:00 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Novic at 30-11-2015 10:29 PM (8 years ago)
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any how
Posted: at 30-11-2015 10:29 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Novic at 30-11-2015 10:29 PM (8 years ago)
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any how
Posted: at 30-11-2015 10:29 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Wikigenius at 3-12-2015 07:24 PM (8 years ago)
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Na u crack d joke abi u dey talk rubbish abt  satsaver as if u're perfect i don vex i no go laf
Posted: at 3-12-2015 07:24 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- charisVEC at 3-03-2016 05:51 PM (8 years ago)
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I see..Hahahahhahahhah...chai..wise guy..issokay
Posted: at 3-03-2016 05:51 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 03:22 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahahah,no b smal tin
Posted: at 11-03-2016 03:22 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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