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At a dinner thrown in her husband's honour, a man turned to Madame Dion
and said, "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure with
such a busy schedule. How quiet will retirement seem in comparison.
What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame Dion.
A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew
what to say next.
Stephane leaned over to his wife and said, "In Hinglish dey pronounce
dat word, "Appiness". and not A-ppiness
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