Test question

Date: 04-11-2015 10:44 am (8 years ago) | Author: stevee dab
- at 4-11-2015 10:44 AM (8 years ago)
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A lecturer walked into the lecture room and announced that
there will be an emergency test, and he went straight to the
board to write the instructions as:
1. Time is 15 minutes
2. No copying
3. No cancellation of answer
4. You can open your text book or notebook.
5. Once its 15 minutes raise your pen and walk out of your
desk.
.
He then told the students to get set and he began to dictate
the questions one after the other.
.
Question Number one:
1. List your favorite foods.
Immediately, students began to list. Guys were writing:
pounded
yam, rice, fufu, egusi and eba, while the girls went ahead to
list:
hot dog, shawarma, pizza, etc, some wrote fried rice and
salad...
.
The lecturer then announced the
number two question:
2. Explain how to prepare/cook your
favorite foods that you listed above?
.
OMG! You need to see how the girls started canceling their
previous answers and changing it to:
.
dodo,     
ewa,
garri,
Egg,
amala,
Okro,
White rice,
Yam...
Some even write water!!! Lols                                                          have a nice dae!!!

Posted: at 4-11-2015 10:44 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- musleh247 at 4-11-2015 03:07 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahaha, because dem no know how to prepare wetin dem list b4, 9ice 1
Posted: at 4-11-2015 03:07 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 5-11-2015 05:29 AM (8 years ago)
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hehehe....class hot small dat day
Posted: at 5-11-2015 05:29 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 5-11-2015 06:36 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahaha nice one bruv u do well...lol
Posted: at 5-11-2015 06:36 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2015 01:20 PM (8 years ago)
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Hehehehe i face front
Posted: at 12-11-2015 01:20 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 24-11-2015 07:33 PM (8 years ago)
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Alright but ...
Posted: at 24-11-2015 07:33 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 24-11-2015 07:34 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: franel on 24-11-2015 07:33 PM
Alright but ...

But what...?
U dis boy u don come again...
Posted: at 24-11-2015 07:34 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Novic at 30-11-2015 10:33 PM (8 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 30-11-2015 10:33 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Wikigenius at 3-12-2015 07:19 PM (8 years ago)
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U sabi chop wetin u no fit prepare LOL
Posted: at 3-12-2015 07:19 PM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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- charisVEC at 3-03-2016 05:53 PM (8 years ago)
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I see..Lols..issokay
Posted: at 3-03-2016 05:53 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 03:21 PM (8 years ago)
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Hehehe
Posted: at 11-03-2016 03:21 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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