Bitter way to remember Anniversaries

Date: 05-01-2010 5:38 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 5-01-2010 05:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Men do remember anniversaries

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... How I wish I had taken the other option,

'I would have been released today.


14_Inches

Posted: at 5-01-2010 05:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- add12 at 5-01-2010 05:39 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b20
Posted: at 5-01-2010 05:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 5-01-2010 11:04 PM (14 years ago)
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posted a million times
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-01-2010 11:07 PM (14 years ago)
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neva seen dis b4 oooh,......very funny

Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- adedupcy at 5-01-2010 11:11 PM (14 years ago)
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funnie
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-01-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago)
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we know it is

Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 5-01-2010 11:23 PM (14 years ago)
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xter why havent u??'i promise u there are dozen of it in trash bin
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 5-01-2010 11:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  5-01-2010 11:15 PM
we know it is
really Tongue
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 5-01-2010 11:44 PM (14 years ago)
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However, it is funny... and also new to me o.
Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-01-2010 11:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  5-01-2010 11:23 PM
xter why havent u??'i promise u there are dozen of it in trash bin
i no know oooh...maybe i wasn't around when it was posted

Posted: at 5-01-2010 11:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 6-01-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4

Posted: at 6-01-2010 08:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 6-01-2010 09:07 PM (14 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 6-01-2010 09:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 6-01-2010 09:28 PM (14 years ago)
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No wahala

Posted: at 6-01-2010 09:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- wopkon at 6-01-2010 09:40 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-01-2010 09:40 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 7-01-2010 02:11 AM (14 years ago)
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Alright.
Good nite guys

Posted: at 7-01-2010 02:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- damover at 7-01-2010 06:04 AM (14 years ago)
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lol nice 1
Posted: at 7-01-2010 06:04 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- michybaby at 7-01-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago)
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oh dear!
Posted: at 7-01-2010 10:19 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 7-01-2010 11:23 AM (14 years ago)
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14 Ince wat are doin now.
Posted: at 7-01-2010 11:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-01-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Ask am oh

Posted: at 7-01-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 7-01-2010 01:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: michybaby on  7-01-2010 10:19 AM
oh dear!

How are you nice babe???  I fell you ooo . Ya transmission dey reach my antena here and I dey receive ya full satelite signal here..

Which one you dey now???


14_Inches
Posted: at 7-01-2010 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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