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Date: 16-11-2015 4:29 pm (8 years ago) | Author: stevee dab
- at 16-11-2015 04:29 PM (8 years ago)
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whatsapp is killing me...
Two christians were lost in the Sahara
desert on their way to Libya.
One is David and the other is Christian.
They were terribly dying of hunger and
thirst when they suddenly came upon
an oasis with what looked like an
emirate with a mosque in the middle.
David said to Christian “Let’s pretend
as if we are muslims otherwise we will
not get food or drink.
I am going to call myself Muhammad
Gambo” Christian refused to change
his name “My name is Christian and I
wil not pretend to be what I am not.
When they got there, the Imam of the
Mosque received both of them well and
asked for their names. David said “My
name is Muhammad Gambo” Christian
said “My name is Christian”
The Imam turns to the helpers of the
Mosque and said “Please bring some
food and water for Christian only. Then
he turned to the other and said “Well
Muhammad Gambo, I hope you are
aware that we are still in the month of
Ramadan?

Posted: at 16-11-2015 04:29 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- dickieponga at 16-11-2015 08:03 PM (8 years ago)
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U don post dis already abi na my eyes get problem...?
Posted: at 16-11-2015 08:03 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- satsaver at 16-11-2015 08:17 PM (8 years ago)
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Oga I never post am b4. Yes your eye get problem
Posted: at 16-11-2015 08:17 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 17-11-2015 11:21 AM (8 years ago)
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Eiyaa! The poster has no clue that Muslims are allowed to suspend posting while traveling? Mohammed Gambo is entitle to a plate of food and water even at the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia since he is a traveler.
Posted: at 17-11-2015 11:21 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 17-11-2015 11:22 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: cadanre on 17-11-2015 11:21 AM
Eiyaa! The poster has no clue that Muslims are allowed to suspend posting while traveling? Mohammed Gambo is entitle to a plate of food and water even at the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia since he is a traveler.

Korrekshin, Muslims are allowed to suspend FASTING while traveling.
Posted: at 17-11-2015 11:22 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 17-11-2015 09:55 PM (8 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 17-11-2015 09:55 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- satsaver at 17-11-2015 10:12 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 17-11-2015 09:55 PM
Pb4
for u ba.
Posted: at 17-11-2015 10:12 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 23-11-2015 01:53 PM (8 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 23-11-2015 01:53 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickieponga at 23-11-2015 06:19 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: satsaver on 16-11-2015 08:17 PM
Oga I never post am b4. Yes your eye get problem

Hahahahahahaa
Na lie no be my eyes dey lie cos i just go specsavers...
Posted: at 23-11-2015 06:19 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- satsaver at 23-11-2015 10:06 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: dickieponga on 23-11-2015 06:19 PM
Hahahahahahaa
Na lie no be my eyes dey lie cos i just go specsavers...
U sure say na original one dicky??
Posted: at 23-11-2015 10:06 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dickieponga at 24-11-2015 01:03 AM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: satsaver on 23-11-2015 10:06 PM
U sure say na original one williey??

Hahahahahaha
Oh yes na original cos dem comot my eyes and wash both of dem with bleach and soda soap na im dem come put am back...
Na double vision i get now...
Posted: at 24-11-2015 01:03 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- satsaver at 24-11-2015 08:19 AM (8 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahaha no wonder ur comments na double double. Scroll up check.. lol
Posted: at 24-11-2015 08:19 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Novic at 27-11-2015 10:07 AM (8 years ago)
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hahahahahaha. he has finish himself.
Posted: at 27-11-2015 10:07 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Novic at 27-11-2015 10:08 AM (8 years ago)
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that mean its not gud to be acting fake life or to be lieing. God help us.
Posted: at 27-11-2015 10:08 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 11:25 PM (8 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 11-03-2016 11:25 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 09:34 PM (8 years ago)
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hehehe na waooo
Posted: at 27-03-2016 09:34 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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