Ten things men thing women should know

There are so many shades of gray when it comes to the never ending saga of men and women. But let fellas tell it! They say that if women would just do x, y, z they could vastly improve the operational system of coupledom. But let’s define x, y and z shall we? We talked to a few guys about the things they think should be universal knowledge for all women and here’s what they had to say!

    I can’t read your mind. A woman will get an attitude assuming I know why she’s mad! It starts with a look then I get the eye roll and then she’s p*ssed! And for no real reason in my eyes! Then it turns into the silent treatment that could last for days. Then when we get to the root of the issue it could be something as simple as we were supposed to go to dinner and a movie that night but I forgot. Okay. Say something! Problem solved. If you don’t tell me what the problem is, how can I fix it? I can’t read your mind! - Jaime, 31, Engineer

    We really do need space. Women need to understand that men need time to process and we do it completely different than a woman would … without the emotion. Women often mistake men needing space as a personal jab and it’s normally the farthest thing from that. She should know I’m not out banging and gang of women just because I’m not around or in a zone for a couple days! Just back off sometimes and leave me alone for a little while. It gives me time to miss your a*s! Let me miss you! – Andre, 29 Bar Manager

    Men think … or I can only speak for myself, but whatever I do it will never be enough! I think women are always wanting more. They’re never satisfied. You say you want a good man but when you get one you complain because he’s at work all the time or boring. It’s always something. Regardless of what I do, it’s never going to be enough! I wish women would be clear about the things they want and need and even that changes too much. But what I need a woman to do is know what she wants so that I know if I can or can’t deliver and let her know that from the beginning! - Jackson, 28, Accountant

    Women need to hush. Shut your mouth from time to time. Our time together doesn’t have to be filled with verbiage. Silence is okay. If I don’t have a whole lot to say some days, I just don’t have anything to say. It’s nothing you did. And yes, I do want to hear about your day but keep it light! I don’t need to hear every single detail about who said what to who and what you said back. Wrap it up and put it in a nutshell. Like I said, It’s not that I don’t want to listen but my attention span is limited and if you keep it short you’ll get a better response from me. - Michael, 33, Sales

    Be a freak in the sheets! Freaky sh*t is all good with me. If a man is horny the only thing that matters is the end result: the bust. We just want that wet wet. We don’t give a da*n that you make ugly faces or that you got a little stubble on your legs or on your area! We don’t care about none of that. You don’t have to get caught up in the look of things, it’s all beautiful to us and the best part is … it feels good to me an you! As long as your clean and smelling good, I’m clean and smelling good, what’s the problem? It’s a win, win situation. You know what I mean? - J.T., 31, IT