awaiting husband on their
wedding night and demanded
$20 for their first love-making
encounter.
In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated
each time they made love for
the next 30 years, him thinking
it was a cute way for her to buy
new clothes, etc. Arriving home around noon one
day, she found her husband in a
very drunken state.
Over the next few minutes she
heard of the ravages of financial
ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50
year old executive.
Calmly, she handed him a bank
book showing deposits and
interest for 12 years totaling
nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot
she gestured toward the local
bank while handing him stock
certificates worth nearly $2
million dollars and informing him
that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.
She told him that for 30 years
she had charged him each time
they had sex, and this was the
result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the
side of the car.
She asked him why the
disappointment at such good
news and he replied, "If I had
known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my
business!"
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