A guy goes to the supermarket

Date: 03-03-2016 10:16 am (8 years ago) | Author: Opeyemi Oladipupo
- at 3-03-2016 10:16 AM (8 years ago)
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A guy goes to the supermarket
and notices an attractive woman
waving at him.
She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback
because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think
you’re the father of one of my
kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the
pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet
celery?"
She looks into his eyes and
says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s
teacher."

Posted: at 3-03-2016 10:16 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
- charisVEC at 3-03-2016 12:39 PM (8 years ago)
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I see..Hehehehehehe...chia...se lyf..she dan mk dis guy to unleash him deepest secret...kai..issokay
Posted: at 3-03-2016 12:39 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 9-03-2016 09:43 PM (8 years ago)
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Pb300
Posted: at 9-03-2016 09:43 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 11:05 PM (8 years ago)
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LOLS VERY FUNNY.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:05 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:16 PM (8 years ago)
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Heheeh..no b smal gbese bdis ooo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:16 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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