A mother in the kitchen.

A mother is in the kitchen making
dinner for her family when her
daughter walks in. “Mother, where do
babies come from?” The mother thinks
for a few seconds and says, “Well
dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into
their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and
have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled
so the mother continues, “That means
the daddy puts his penis in the
mommy’s honeypot. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to
comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other
night when I came into your room you
had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What
do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Posted: at 5-03-2016 01:50 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Hehhehhehheh..bad pickin....wnt to knw everytin

Posted: at 7-03-2016 03:22 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:04 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero