Nigerian Police : LOL!

Date: 07-03-2016 4:30 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 7-03-2016 04:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Nigerian Police officers at a road block …. as motorists are
stuck in jam he stops a trailer
policeman : where is your permit
driver: hands in permit
policeman : do you have extinguisher.
driver : yes its there ….
policeman : light up your indicators
driver: exactly on point indicators work ….
policeman : do you have seat belt
driver : yes u can check …..
policeman : hoot a bit i hear …
driver: pipipipi
policeman turns to his fellow officer and says the man has
everything let’s leave let him go.
As the motorist drives away officer shouts : is your simcard
registered ?
motorist: no
officer : swine park there!. How can you drive without
registering your number what if you get accident how will
we identify you ….

Posted: at 7-03-2016 04:30 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 8-03-2016 07:31 AM (8 years ago)
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hahaha simcard don dey i dntify person again...
well thats a good one policw must chop....
Posted: at 8-03-2016 07:31 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 10:49 AM (8 years ago)
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POLICE WITH THERE WHALA SELF. NOTING THEY MEANING TO THEM.
Posted: at 8-03-2016 10:49 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 9-03-2016 11:40 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahahaha







Pb11
Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:40 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 08:45 PM (8 years ago)
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Heeheheh..dey must always fnd offence to nail yu down
Posted: at 10-03-2016 08:45 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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