conversation ensued :
Journalist : How do you determine to admit a patient or
not ?
Doctor : Well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top.
We then give a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub.
Journalist : Obviously a normal person would use the
Bucket because it’s bigger.
Doctor : No, you’re stupid! A normal person would pull the
DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this idiot in Ward 7.
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