The bear says, "Give me a ... beer."
The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear throws his arms up in the air and says, "I DON'T KNOW I WAS BORN WITH THEM."
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An hour later, a pony walks into the same bar and whispers to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, please."
The bartender asks, "Why are you whispering?".
"I'm a little hoarse."
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