A Bear Walks Into A Bar

Date: 07-03-2016 10:55 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Emma Uchenna Isibor
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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "So what are ya having there big fella?"
The bear says, "Give me a ... beer."
The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear throws his arms up in the air and says, "I DON'T KNOW I WAS BORN WITH THEM."
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An hour later, a pony walks into the same bar and whispers to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, please."
The bartender asks, "Why are you whispering?".
"I'm a little hoarse."

Posted: at 7-03-2016 10:55 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
- emma4love3 at 8-03-2016 06:50 AM (8 years ago)
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hehehe if you were born with them me am not oh
Posted: at 8-03-2016 06:50 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 9-03-2016 11:15 PM (8 years ago)
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NobsmallTin o,,, u dey comment 4 wetin u post again, anyhow shaaa,,, na pb4
Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:15 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 09:09 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on  9-03-2016 11:15 PM
NobsmallTin o,,, u dey comment 4 wetin u post again, anyhow shaaa,,, na pb4
Ahahahaha,,guy u funy ooo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:09 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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