Imagine say a ‘Hurricane Abimbola’ is heading for Ekiti State
in 3 weeks..
First and foremost;
1. Prophet T.B Joshua will prophesy d hurricane.
2. Ekiti State Governor will hold a press conference advising
the people of the state to remain calm as government is
working hard to see how they can tackle the situation.
3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will
grant an interview on Channels TV and AIT saying that they
are well trained and prepared to handle the crisis. That they
are on top of the Situation.
4. The Federal Government will wait for the Hurricane to
first land and wipe out Ekiti State then; – Hold a day of
National Mourning and Prayers and order the flag be flown
at half mast. – Visit the disaster location 4 a first hand
assessment of the damage. – Visit the survivors camp and
share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and Indomie) –
Set up a committee to investigate the Hurricane and see
how we can prevent future hurricanes from visiting Nigeria.
– Release billions of Naira (on Paper) for disaster
management. – Sack the Minister of Water Resources for
failing to contain the water. – Commend the State Governor,
NEMA, Red Cross and other emergency services unit for
their quick response.
5.The Naija Senate Will hold an emergency session and
condemn the ‘Hurricane’.
6.Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and
Programmes with Titles like ‘May Hurricane wipe out your
enemies’.. ‘Calming the Hurricanes in your life’.. ‘Finding the
Rainbow in your Hurricane’.. e.t.c..
7. M.I Abaga will release a single about hurricanes.
8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the Hurricane, F.G and Ekiti
State government for their poor handling of the Hurricane.
9. A thread will be launched on NAIRALAND and be put on
the frontpage and will hit over 20 pages in its first 6 hours.
10. CPC, ACN, APGA and others will blame the PDP and
Jonathan for it. People will change their BB DP to ‘Hurricane
Pictures’ ₪ their status will read..#Hurricane Things.
9ja 4 life..
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