Today's my birthday, here's a gift for you:

Date: 08-03-2016 1:28 pm (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 8-03-2016 01:28 PM (8 years ago)
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A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and
said, "In 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and
asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3
hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and
asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an
hour only." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Sunday, please help
me. Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but
then he doesn’t ever come back".
A little while later, Sunday returned to the shop, laughing
hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go whenever he
leaves here?" Sunday looked up, with tears in his eyes and
said, "To your wife at home"

Posted: at 8-03-2016 01:28 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 10-03-2016 10:13 AM (8 years ago)
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hahah they shuld have barb the guy hair nah....
Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:13 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 10:17 AM (8 years ago)
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Lols,,akpors again
Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:17 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 11-03-2016 11:44 AM (8 years ago)
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Posta u dey madt,,, in regard say wen u posta b4 na PB Millions,,, dat 1 no do u, u still come repeat d same post wey u use ur hand post b4. U b mad goat,, if u like change ur name to victory, u still b d mad goat
Posted: at 11-03-2016 11:44 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 12:15 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 11-03-2016 11:44 AM
Posta u dey madt,,, in regard say wen u posta b4 na PB Millions,,, dat 1 no do u, u still come repeat d same post wey u use ur hand post b4. U b mad goat,, if u like change ur name to victory, u still b d mad goat
I don need to answer uuu,if u go afta a mad man u are also a mad man..issokay
Posted: at 11-03-2016 12:15 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 11-03-2016 04:36 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 11-03-2016 12:15 PM
I don need to answer uuu,if u go afta a mad man u are also a mad man..issokay

Chaaiiii,,,, hahananahehe haha, I bin talkam BT I say make I konfirm dis ur issokay first, if u like go borrow calabar tongue I go still no u. Grin Grin Grin
D kain fire I go take baboozoo u ehhnnn? Pastors wey dey mountain of fire still dey find BT e go land 4 ur body first if u no take ur time... And ur pb4 jokes don dey irritate person. At least postam 4 3/4, no b say u go pack hundred 4 1 day cos say u won try work with Mark Zuckerberg
Posted: at 11-03-2016 04:36 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 11-03-2016 10:04 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: Bourne Identity on 11-03-2016 04:36 PM
Chaaiiii,,,, hahananahehe haha, I bin talkam BT I say make I konfirm dis ur issokay first, if u like go borrow calabar tongue I go still no u. Grin Grin Grin
D kain fire I go take baboozoo u ehhnnn? Pastors wey dey mountain of fire still dey find BT e go land 4 ur body first if u no take ur time... And ur pb4 jokes don dey irritate person. At least postam 4 3/4, no b say u go pack hundred 4 1 day cos say u won try work with Mark Zuckerberg
Lols...I can't hear wat u ar saying...U say wetin?
Posted: at 11-03-2016 10:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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