quit working. The electrician couldn't accommodate her with
an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to
work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
TV, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll send you the money
later. By the way, I have a large rotweiler (dog) inside named
Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and
whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"
Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the
electrician, but the whole time he was there, the parrot
cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove the electrician
nuts.
As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You
stupid bird, why don't you just shut up!"
To which the parrot replied, "Killer, get him!!!"
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