Interesting, See How To Identify Your Own Mother

Have you been taken to a dark
place or hidden place with a
woman which you are not sure
if she is your mother or not.

You can neither recognize her
voice nor see her face and you
are curious to know if she is
your mother or not, then ask
her some of these questions
and if her reply is the same as mentioned here, then she is
your mother and particularly from a Nigeria
1) When you say, “Mummy, I’m Sorry!” And she replies,
“Sorry for yourself!”.
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and
she says, “Drop it on my head.”
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a
party.
4) When you say, ”Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies
you, “Why won’t you have fever when you press phone
every night”.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and
she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads
abi?”.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to
punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend’s place to
play and she asks, ”When last did that friend come here
to play with you?.
9) When you finish your food, you’re not contented and
asks for more. She says, ”come let me enter your
tummy so to get you satisfied”.
10) When she tells you, ”if I hear Peem, you will hear
Weem”.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a
cloth or paper.
12) When she tells you, ”I didn’t kill my mother, so you
will not kill me”.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and
then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed
her and she tells you, “All the food you have been eating in
the house nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?” Our Mothers are wonderful.
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Posted: at 9-03-2016 06:18 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahaha yes is true it wil work that way to knw your mother

Posted: at 10-03-2016 09:58 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 11-03-2016 12:28 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero