Question and Answer (Part II) Teacher Vs Akpors

Date: 09-03-2016 8:05 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 08:05 AM (8 years ago)
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Teacher: The first son of Adam was named?..
Akpos: Adamu.
Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko-
haram throws a bomb. What will you do?
Akpos: i will stop assuming…..
Teacher; what is a verb?
Akpos; a verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre
Teacher; what are u sayin?
Akpos; its a complete sentence sir
Teacher; are u mad?
Akpos; its a question sir
Teacher; dont be stupid
Akpos; its an advice sir
Teacher; stop that nonsence!
Akpos; its a command sir
Teacher; U are an idiot
Akpos; its an insult sir
Teacher; get out of my class!
Akpos; its an order sir
Teacher; oh goodness!,,, what a boy!,,,
Akpos; its an exclamation sir
Teacher; may God hav mercy on U
Akpos; its a prayer sir
Teacher fainted!!

Posted: at 9-03-2016 08:05 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 09:22 AM (8 years ago)
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THIS AKPOS SELF, NOTHING HE NO FIT ASK.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 09:22 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 10:49 PM (8 years ago)
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the problem is him
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 12:13 PM (8 years ago)
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Heeehehehe,akpors and him teacher always
Posted: at 10-03-2016 12:13 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 11-03-2016 11:59 PM (8 years ago)
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Over PB4 dey wori dis yoke
Posted: at 11-03-2016 11:59 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 27-03-2016 10:29 PM (8 years ago)
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Quote from: victor matt on 10-03-2016 12:13 PM
Heeehehehe,akpors and him teacher always
Posted: at 27-03-2016 10:29 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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