How To Beat Your Girlfriend/wife Without Touching Her!!

Date: 09-03-2016 8:39 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 08:39 AM (8 years ago)
(m)
For some time now men have been seriously accused of
beating their wife. Ask me and I will tell you it is
irresponsible for any man to beat her wife or girlfriend
(either of the two). But then there are some other ways we
can do this without actually touching or hitting them
physically.
Don’t ask whether it is by denying them of cash – absolutely
No! In fact any man than cannot sustain his wife and
children is lazy and not worthy to be called a man.
Meanwhile this is applicable for everybody. When you have
problem with your wife or girlfriend:
1. If she refuses to cook for you show her that you too can
do can do equally do the cooking ( this is note for
everybody as not every guys know how to cook) or you
can buy already cooked food outside, bring it home and
eat in front of her. While doing this you can put on
some love song which will irritate her and make her to
feel jealous.
2. You can also visit the Mr. Biggs, Citi chef or any
tantalizer with your children without your wife.
3. If you have sexy body with hairy chest or smooth body
this can be of an advantage (Pls don’t ask me if guys are
sexy – swagger). grin
4. Play with your children or you can go for site-seeing
(with your children only).
5. When together pretend as if you are chatting with your
female colleagues (I don’t mean concubine undecided)
in a manner that reminds her of the good times.
Pretend as if she is not their even when you know she
their.
6. When you discover she is remorseful may be you can
forgive her (with a smile kiss). Don’t forget its part of the
game

Posted: at 9-03-2016 08:39 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zezprincess at 9-03-2016 10:54 AM (8 years ago)
(f)
Waow,correct information and advise,guys and wife beaters take note.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:54 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 9-03-2016 10:57 AM (8 years ago)
(m)
NobsmallTin
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:57 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emma4love3 at 11-03-2016 11:37 PM (8 years ago)
(m)
hahahahah very funny but then there are the right thing to do
Posted: at 11-03-2016 11:37 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- sssmasterg at 12-03-2016 07:42 AM (8 years ago)
(m)
Yea got it
Posted: at 12-03-2016 07:42 AM (8 years ago) | Upcoming
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