Akpos and the Cannibals

Date: 09-03-2016 10:17 am (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 9-03-2016 10:17 AM (8 years ago)
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Akpos, Musa and
Rukewe were lost in a
forest and captured by
cannibals. The king of
the cannibals told them
they had a chance to live if only they could
pass a test. The first
step was to go deep
into the forest and get
10 pieces of the same
kind of fruits. The three men went
their separate ways to
gather fruits. Rukewe
came back and said to
the king,
“I brought 10 apples”, the king explained the
trial to him, ‘you have
to sniff the fruits up
into your butt without
any expression on your
face or you will be killed. The 1st apple
went in, but on the 2nd
one, he winced out in
pain, so he was killed.
Akpos the smart guy
arrived and showed the king ten (10)
berries. When d king
explained the trial to
him, he thought to
himself that this should
be easy, 1,2 ,3, 4, 5,6,7,8 nd on
the ninth berry, he
burst out in laughter
and was killed.
Rukewe and Akpos
met in heaven. The Rukewe asked, “why
did you laugh?”, you
almost got away with
the trial”, Akpos
replied,”I couldn’t help
it, I saw the Oga Musa coming with
pineapples

Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:17 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 10:11 PM (8 years ago)
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heheh i know akpos wil make it out there
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:11 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 01:30 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahaha,Musa own go worst oo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 01:30 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 12-03-2016 12:01 PM (8 years ago)
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Hahahaha,,,,,, pb21
Posted: at 12-03-2016 12:01 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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