Cashless Economy

Date: 09-03-2016 7:20 pm (8 years ago) | Author: sam dove
- at 9-03-2016 07:20 PM (8 years ago)
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One day some thieves broke into
our house. The following
conversation ensued:
Thief 1: open this door or else I
will break it down.
Father: plsssssssssssssssss..., I will open the door.
Thief 1: where is the money you
kept in this house?
Father: cashhhhhlesssss
economy... Please don't kill us.
Thief 1: Hahahaahahahahah.... Fool!, your credit card or your
life.... Or else I will kill you
Father: Yepah! Mogbe!! Wat will
you do with credit card... We don't
have ATM machine in our house
keee... Thief 1: shut up!... Akpa, (turning
2 thief 2), give me the POS
machine and let him this old fool
insert his card into it...

Posted: at 9-03-2016 07:20 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emma4love3 at 9-03-2016 10:02 PM (8 years ago)
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thats a good one there very funny
Posted: at 9-03-2016 10:02 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 01:58 PM (8 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm,I sEee
Posted: at 10-03-2016 01:58 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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