A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man
in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer,
when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them.
They were
initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national
holiday, the
sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving
20 lashes
of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment,
the sheikh
said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to
allow
each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot
wish not to
be whipped!"
The yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie
a pillow to my back before whipping." This was
done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.
TheI Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my
back before
whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.
The Hausa Man saw this, but before he could make his wish,
the sheikh said: "As you share the same
ethnicity with the president of your country, you are
permitted to have two wishes!"
The Hausa Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you,
most royal and
merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."
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