NIGERIAN MOVIES

FUNNY WAYS TO IDENTIFY
NIGERIAN MOVIES (PART I)
1: When a ghost Looks on both
sides of the road before crossing
in the Movie
2: When the heroine’s father is
always very wealthy, most likely to
be Olu Jacobs & they live in a Big
mansion with lots of Housemaids,
yet, they never show Olu Jacob at
work and we do not know how
he makes those millions becos
he’s always at home monitoring
whom his daughter( Chioma
Chukwuka or Mercy Johnson) is
dating!
3: When a Qualified Medical
Doctor shakes his head forlornly
at the patient, saying “Madam,
we’ve tried our possible best, but
I will advice you to try the prayer
houses/ native doctors in your
Village!”
4:- When a person who faints and
is resuscitated in the hospital asks
the doctor & nurses; Please,
Where am i?.

5:- When a woman gasps for air
on her death bed, gurgles & finally
dies with her eyes open and in d
background you hear the Movie
Director’s voice saying; close your
eyes. The dead woman then
closes her eyes.
6: When an actor/ actress is
growing up, he/she enters an
uncompleted building & comes
out an adult.
7:-When a police man will spend
fifteen good minutes of his time
threatening to kill an armed
robber, spends five minutes
cocking his Gun (while the victim
stands there watching) & then
spends another ten minutes
shouting; I will kill you today. After
which he shoots his gun (the
sound is often times not in
sequence with the trigger pull)
and then the victim says; You have
killed me, now i will die. Hahaha, i
am now dead. The victim then
close his eyes & dies.or u’ll c a police man running after a
thief wit palm slippers
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Posted: at 12-03-2016 05:52 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 13-03-2016 04:53 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Hahah,chai...u need deliverance

Posted: at 13-03-2016 08:06 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

Lolx

Posted: at 16-03-2016 10:52 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

you really lack brain seriously...

Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:00 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lolsssss... Very funny ooooo

Posted: at 24-03-2016 10:18 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

..... i see ok...

Posted: at 26-03-2016 04:47 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

see you mouth... It was like na okoro and fufu  you just chop finish... That is why you mouth they Draw.... I fit you... You no get anythin for mouth again....

Posted: at 28-03-2016 11:06 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I knw say your phyuking head don they correct now.... You for don knw say no be your mate for here.... I be your papa....infant me born you... I don't knw why I no waste that sperm that day... This your madness to much for me.... Well we go use urine wash your head mayb the. Madness go reduce....

Posted: at 28-03-2016 11:10 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Mumu na ur yansh u dey use talk wey I don silence tey tey.. Old papa,, ur brain don knock

Posted: at 28-03-2016 11:25 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero