A Drunk and The policeman

A man was stopped on the highway for obvious drunken
driving, but since he looked good on suit, The policeman
made him park his car and took him home in the patrol
van.

"Are you sure this is your house?" the policeman asked as
they drove into a private mansion.
"Certainly! " said the drunk, "and if you'll just open the door
for me, I can prove it to you."
The police officer followed the man as he shakily negotiated
the stairs to the second floor.
The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"This is my bedroom," he announced. "See the bed there?
That's mine! See that woman lying in the bed? That's my
wife. And see that guy lying next to her?"
"Yeah?" the cop replied suspiciously. Beginning at this point
to seriously doubt the man's story.
"Well.......that's me!"

Posted: at 13-03-2016 02:43 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

It have tey

Posted: at 16-03-2016 07:59 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

O k o,,,, I hear u

Posted: at 16-03-2016 11:00 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Posted: at 17-03-2016 03:22 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hmmmmmmmmmm...... Na who you they sorry for....

Posted: at 24-03-2016 07:10 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmmmmmm.... I just they look were my koboko go reach you... Becz I knw say you be goat... And goat no get hear to hear something... I no be your mate for here... If you don't watch your month... You go carry many thing from me for free... I dnt think you knw who I be... That 10k you wan collect no go reach you... I belt it with you...

Posted: at 25-03-2016 12:39 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac

so na 10k dey pain you since? chai

Posted: at 26-03-2016 12:45 AM (8 years ago) | Hero

he-goat na ur chimpanzee papa u won flog,,,, thunder blow u,, u say God don mess, d next 1 na ur black yansh wey b like devil tom tom e go blow... ur mama sit on top akara no oil commot.. D kain sickness u n ur idiotic ape family carry enter dis world,,, never dey history book b4

Posted: at 26-03-2016 10:15 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero

pas go faaaaaaar

Posted: at 27-03-2016 02:50 PM (8 years ago) | Hero

yes oooh with speed...

Posted: at 30-03-2016 09:49 AM (8 years ago) | Hero