Funny Difference Between You And Your Boss

at 10:42 PM, 13 Mar 16 (1 year ago)
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1. When you take a long time, you’re slow. When your
boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
2. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss
doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot. When your
boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you’re
overstepping your authority. When your boss does the
same thing, that’s initiative.
5. When you take a stand, you’re being stubborn. When
your boss does it, he’s being firm.
6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being
rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being
original.
7. When you please your boss, you’re arse-kissing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-
operative.
8. When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering
around. When your boss is out of the office, he’s on
business.
9. When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an
interview. When your boss applies for leave, it’s because
he’s overworked.
BournIdentity at 10:47 PM, 13 Mar 16 (1 year ago)
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I saw
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Vectorcy at 11:12 PM, 13 Mar 16 (1 year ago)
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I see
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emma4love3 at 10:20 AM, 14 Mar 16 (1 year ago)
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ok wahala dey oooh
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BournIdentity at 08:42 PM, 15 Mar 16 (1 year ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on 10:20 AM, 14 Mar 16
ok wahala dey oooh
For where wahala won dey b4
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Eazyatumeyi at 10:29 AM, 16 Mar 16 (1 year ago)
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its okay
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emma4love3 at 10:43 PM, 17 Mar 16 (1 year ago)
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i no no for you oooh
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